Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9
lol
dubsweets 0
looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx
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Comments (250)
jay_ross 0
looks like your hidden folder wasn't hidden enough
daleftw 0
Should have a password protected account. I had a hidden folder. back when I had Win98 LOL
Zeradire 5
It's messed up that kids hide **** better than adults.
kingtz 6
Nah, streamed ****, while it sometimes provides a quick fix, is generally very low quality. I like my HD ****, and given how cheap hdd space is, why not?
redark 0
y r u saving it
XxXPromiseXxX 0
...computer password?
jewfish27 4
lick our lesbians
floridagrl12 0
why does it matter it's only **** I mean she's a teenager she probally seen it some time or she might of already had sex so if it bothers her it's her fault. plus dont u know when a teenager finds something hidden their gonna wanna look you should have just put it in plan view nd named it taxes or something
ghashlycrumbs 8
Sorry, I'd do the same thing to my dad.
thisguy22 33
Why don't you use multiple user accounts on a computer? at least that way there is some type of deterrent from her finding your ****...