Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9
lol
dubsweets 0
looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx
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WordSmyth 2
His idea of hidden is probably dragging the folder into another subset of folders like "Videos"
AirsoftKY 0
my dad is a computer professor, he's far more superior in technology than I am(just not phones) he password protects files...then has them encrypted, with a password, then an internal anti-hack; so If you try, it goes to a anti-hack secure government server...there is no way around it...
stewie13_666 0
YDI for havin **** on your computer while you live with your teenage daughter. what you guys do throughout the day I don't want to know
johnnie254 7
lol (Lots of Lube)
SirBedevere 0
Rule #1 of hiding ****: Never hide **** in A folder, hide it in a folder within a folder, within a folder, within a folder, within a folder, within a folder, within a folder. Or just not save and hide ****?
alipod 11
looks like you save alot of **** and good at hiding them. do u also make them not visible unless u go to option to reveal them?
gunman15 4
dude not a good thing to have with a girl in the house
ilikeemsmall 4
Teenagers are always going to find, view, and/or create ****. The fact that she changed the name of the folder to LOL may have been her joking way of telling you that you need to do a better job if you are trying to hide something.
agent1985 1
lock your Internet/wifi by WEP key. someone could have done this remotely close by with a laptop. (even from the road in front of your house)
Linux_fml 0
Not everyone is using wifi. Wifi blows for most intranet applications. He's probably hitting the nail right on the head. If you are sharing or allowing public access to files you are probably on a LAN and normally wired connections, even if wireless given the fact his daughter is using the thing gives way to assuming it's the only computer. So having shared files and folders on wouldn't be common. Then wireless access to a supposed hidden folder is unlikely in this situation. :-)
Airborn0280 18
buy a portable hard drive and only have it connected when your using it. that's what I do. :)
annonomusCG 0
****? What's that!?! XD