Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that my 15 year old girl had hidden a disgusting porn film in the "future career" folder. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML
Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML
Today, I went searching for my old school laptop only to find that my stepdad had swiped it and given it to his mother. My sex tapes and nudes are on it. FML
Today, I found out my mom has been randomly searching my room. I've asked her repeatedly to stop, but she says it's her right as a parent. In retaliation I started searching their room when they were out, and found porn mags and DVDs. I confronted mom about it. Long story short, dad's in a hotel. What have I done?! FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9
lol
dubsweets 0
looks like your daughter thinks your **** suxxx
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Comments (250)
XxXPromiseXxX 0
little old ladies lips...on lips
ColorfulDonut 7
172 there would be no comments at all if you had to be asked to comment...
misfits911 0
you should hide your **** better.
birchknollbabe32 0
are you seriously THAT perved up??!
pablo132 3
is she trying to hide it? if she is then why put "lol" when her moms gonna wonder whats so funny and click on it ..... teenagers these days
cobraohm 0
you need to hide it better! but she probably found it by looking videos on your computer or something and then it doesn't matter where they are hidden because all videos pop up. my advice? buy a cheap flash drive and store it there. when ur done just remove drive and hide that! some where good. so no videos ever stored on computer. but I guess its too late now lol
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
I'm glad my dad doesn't watch ****. *shudders* . If he did, and I found his **** stash, I would have to destroy the computer and kill myself.
ugh_a_lug 7
How do you know he doesn't watch ****? Because I'm guessing he probably does. Lot's of people watch ****, especially males.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
I just know . He's a hardcore Christian .
AirsoftKY 0
thank you 201!
l0606299 0
oohhh hahhh.... AKWARD!!!!
OhDangLetsBangBa 0
ladies over lads?