Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML
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Today, I poured out a glass of apple juice to drink. I threw out a beer can from earlier, and my mom thought I was drinking alcohol, not juice. She scolded me, until I made her physically taste the juice. FML
Today, I helped myself to a small glass of cocktail from the fridge, not realising it was alcoholic. I told my mom what happened. She made me drink salty water until I vomited so I wouldn't get "alcohol poisoning". I'm 19. FML
Today, my mom said my name and startled me so badly, I jumped and dropped the glass I was holding. She still isn’t speaking to me for breaking her favorite glass. FML
Today, my mother woke me up by putting a beer on my face. After 15 minutes of her telling me to "just take a sip" and me rejecting it, I finally did just to shut her up. She then yelled at me for giving in to "peer pressure". FML
Today, I left a concert with my drunk mother who had spilled beer all over my shirt. I drove her home and she slept it off. Later, my mom "found" my shirt in the laundry and grounded me for drinking behind her back. She won't believe me that it was her. FML
Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
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n0lovesongs 0
That's hilarious.
jyn_fml 0
wow that's kinda f'ed up
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n0lovesongs 0
That's hilarious.
ChrisWasHere 0
It s hilarious. But, Apple Juice smells nothing like Beer. Apple Juice kinda reminds me more of wine though..
rukiafujioka 0
Beer has foam at the top and bubbles, apple juice doesn't. And rather then wine, it just reminds me of that yummy sparkling apple cider we all have at Christmas. :] OP, your mom has serious trust issue with you. Tell her to get off her high horse.
IamSpartacus 0
#39 - Wait, you're telling me that you have Sparkling Apple Cider at Christmas too!!! Dude, so do I!! THAT IS SO AWESOME!
giggity0giggity 0
wow, aren't YOU special? (insert sarcasm here)
blackdog218 0
You're just jealous giggity0giggity because YOU don't get Sparkling Apple Cider on Christmas :P
giggity0giggity 0
oh yeah, it totally breaks me up inside.
genius_man16 1
This is a YDI cuz it's from India. And no i'm not being racist. In India booze is a HUGE deal, in the negative way. A slap would be on the low-grade scale of punishments over there.
Eddyoftheabc 0
....But he still wasn't drinking beer...
fudgerz 0
ooh good point #74.. still you'd think she'd have smelled it first
TxReV 0
So he deserves to have his drink thrown across the room, accused of drinking beer, and slapped by his mother for drinking apple juice? Yeah, that makes total sense.
ranbeer 0
that's weird because i've been to that town and the people are pretty chill and modern
Kiwi_Splash 0
HAHAHAHAHHA. Tat's fanny.
missalkali 8
who's Tat? and what about their fanny?
jyn_fml 0
wow that's kinda f'ed up
cherlana32 0
I don't know why parents freak out about stuff like that. Beer is not a big deal. If you were snorting coke or something, she could be pissed...
crack_aint_whack 0
Psh if her mom caught her doing coke, she should just bust her out a line. Her mom shouldn't freak out unless she catches her doing things more along the lines of punching babies or feeding baby otters cigarettes
bmach 0
The poster is from India though. In many areas of India alcohol is banned outright, the legal drinking age is 20-25 in others, etc. It seems to me that alcohol is a big deal over there.
drimpossible 0
The OP is a guy
metheonlyb 17
Are you Indian #37?? If you were you wouldn't say this. If I tell my mom that I booze. She will probably slit my throat and then hang herself. That's the way it seen in India. Drinking is considered a habit for people worth no good. Can't help it.
cherlana32 0
Oh. Well that is unfortunate.
metheonlyb 17
Tell me about it. I have to go to another city to booze. And for that reason I get to do it only once in 4 months or so. FML!
BabyFriedRice 0
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
SonOfAMitch 14
You forgot an 'O' in the LOL.
missalkali 8
how would you read that? "laugh out loud, out loud, out loud, out loud, out loud, out loud, out loud. laugh out loud"?
illa_91 0
wow, i'd call that overreacting. couldnt she have at least asked you what you were drinking first before assuming? Shows she doesnt trust you.
Acechao5 0
Maybee She Thought It Was Her Beer! :O
lovelykendra5 0
Um she did think it was beer, that's what the slap was for.
giggity0giggity 0
actually, #6 jokingly said that maybe the mom thought it was HER beer.
tapesculpture 0
bahaha that sounds like something my mom would do. xD
Imawhalerider 0
apple juice is addictive though.
eliz3 0
overreaction? Tell your mum to get off her ******* high horse and welcome her to the 21st century (This is assuming you're not REALLY young)
metheonlyb 17
Uhh the OP is Indian. You can't talk like that to Indian Moms. You just can't. Should not even try it.
indian_goddess 0
agreed numero 42, agreed!!
pinkfuzzy96 0
At least she cares! I know some parents who flat out give their kids the alcohol
pinkfuzzy96 0
At least she cares! I know some parents who flat out give their kids the alcohol
Person1233 13
Apple Juice is some heavy stuff.