Today, I finally told the girl I've been after for more than a year that I'm attracted to her. Her response? A slight hug with a pat on the back as she said "There, there." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally told my girlfriend of four months that I love her. Her response was, "Uh... thanks?" FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I've been in love with for three years. Her response was to well up, start crying, and ask me why I had to have chosen her. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, I told a girl that I liked her. She replied, "Don't." FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to ask someone out. She smiled, hugged me, and said, "That's so sweet. I'll have to ask my fiancé if he's OK with it." That was how I found out she was engaged. FML
Today, I told my crush of two years that I love him. He responded with an, "Aww, I'm sorry." and a pity hug. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
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xOnlyTaeNy 0
at least you got a hug from her.
xk75 4
what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.
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Comments (119)
YourMomsFml 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
haha 1st
allanaskye 0
Maybe your ugly.
Ryan0510 0
so are you ^^^
futtbuck101 1
There, there allanaskye
llCHR15ll 0
Ryan CLEARLY has NO taste.
llCHR15ll 0
...wow ok. judging by the thumbs down I received in my previous comment; "you's an official minger"
Rawr_means_love3 0
^^Win^^
Suchagoonnn 4
move on
iSitt 0
ladder theory dot com all you can do is climb off
xOnlyTaeNy 0
at least you got a hug from her.
FMLandurstoo 9
Get some!
yougotapes 7
rejection hurts sorry op fyl
WiderWille 11
Yes, an erection can hurt. But thats off topic and how do you know it anyway?
Jonscarl 0
sucks to suck . sorry for your rejection
shakeTHEworld 12
I don't know why but I got the vibes that she's treating you like a dog or a small child...
DjeePee 25
I got the vibes that she knew for a long, long time that OP loves her (so this wasn't a surprise at all), and, because OP didn't make any serious move, she put him in the friendzone (which means OP is doomed).
YourMomsFml 0
I can be happy when I want to be happy
airborn54 0
did she atleast make you a sammich?
llCHR15ll 0
normally sexism IS funny. that was just pathetically SHIT!!!
llCHR15ll 0
... however, your picture is kinda funny.
jellitonoctopus 19
haha! it is a funny picture.
iAmScrubs 19
At least you got a hug from her OP. That must have made you a pretty excited man.
freshko21 6
what is op?? im new to this and ydi??
princessRiRi97 0
op is octopus pussy!
justalilrandom2 4
104, way to ruin it. It isn't spam, it's a joke...
That0therguy 4
104, you a pain. Why are you the person you are?
Niki0308 0
Plenty of fish in the sea OP. I'm sorry it didn't work out, though.
rawr9able 4
"But but but I wanted That fishies ******! D:" why did I imagine OP saying that in stewies voice...
Niki0308 0
^^EPIC WIN! lol Why am I so glad you responded to my comment
xk75 4
what is telling someone you're attracted to them supposed to get in response? if you want to date her, ask her out on a date, don't just make some weird, amorphous statement about her attractiveness. you probably sounded like some mouth breathing obsessive masturbator.
MuchDance90s 0
agreed
Provi90 0
haha true story! mean, but funny lol
rroxie124 5
bahahah this made me laugh so hard :)
YourMomsFml 0
good I wanted it to be moderated
jennSeSmeh 0
oh geez, thats a bit condescending of her