Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs while holding a cup of hot coffee. Now I have burns all over me and a twisted ankle. FML
Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Today, it had rained and the marble steps outside my office were slicker than I expected. I was trying to navigate down them with a coffee cup in one hand and my phone in the other when I was startled by a notification, slipped, threw my coffee up in the air, and landed flat on my back. Of course there were spectators. FML
Today, being my usual clumsy self, I slipped on the stairs and landed on my tailbone. Hard. Now, I can't even sit up. I have to drive to school and sit on a very hard plastic chair for four and a half hours tomorrow. FML
Today, I was walking out of Starbucks when I sneezed, causing coffee to burn my nose. I screamed, dropped it, and sent scorching coffee all over my legs, while dropping everything else I was holding. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, I was walking with a friend after buying two cups of steaming hot coffee. While crossing the busiest street in town I tripped and fell, spilling the coffee all over me. My friend didn't notice I fell right in front of her and tripped over me spilling her coffee on me as well. FML
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Top comments
reyemrein 0
1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off??? 2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML
saranottelling 7
"I hat stoopid peeple lik u" You hate yourself??? You have to learn to love yourself, man. SPREAD THE LOVE!
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Comments (86)
brianjman14 23
lol that sux
thor89 0
you totally deserve
relyo 0
If you were really injured you should go to the doctor and not cry on FML. Dumbass.
amazinggbaby 2
@23 He most likely went to the doctor and THEN posted it on fml. Dumbass.
Byrdd 0
yet u typed perfectly.
bettadenne1 0
just because he cant see out of one eye doesnt mean he cant use his other eye douche fyl op
fmlstatushater 0
#23 and 43. You guys are either sarcastic SOBs or just really dumb
RustyGuns 0
lulz, Pirate
shezzamezza 0
I feel your pain - I fractured my tailbone and it kills :(. Add this to the pain of hot coffee in your eye and I feel sorry for you D:
Thebluez 0
man that really sucks
elvgar 0
how did u type this then?
DerangedFox 0
OP can see out of their right eye.
Thebluez 0
she can't see out if her left eye *hint hint*
Desertman123 4
OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY?
coldblood 4
read, ****** the words are in the fml
elvgar 0
it would be hard to type it though
ImaginaryFoe 1
Why would it be hard to type with one eye? If you covered one eye, you seriously wouldn't be able to type anymore? And since when does hard to type equal impossible? People can do things even if they are hard (<-- TWSS)
4realz226 0
It still would be hard to see. God ppl chill!
STEREOSCOPIC 0
aww what a waste of coffee!
seabiscuit1276 0
Your'e an idiot. Learn to spell.
HamsteronA 0
learn not to be a grammer Nazi. I will admit it's annoying as I can't understand it but it's his way of speaking(in a sense) don't be racist
rogerdodger777 0
that's ok. you still have ur right one
saranottelling 7
"I hat stoopid peeple lik u" You hate yourself??? You have to learn to love yourself, man. SPREAD THE LOVE!
reyemrein 0
1. #2, are you trying to piss the grammar nazis off??? 2. #4, when you lose sight in one eye, you retain 80% of your vision but lose your depth perception so it wouldn't be too hard to type an FML
do20ss 4
stop it.... that is probably a lie, ur no dr
DerangedFox 0
You don't need to be a doctor to know about vision limitations. However, you do NOT lose your depth perception. That part I know for a fact is false.
zippit09 0
Actually there are both monocular (one eye) and binocular (two eyes) clues to depth perception - so yes, you would lose some (note: SOME) of your ability to judge distance. IIRC the binocular effect is mostly a triangulation system - i.e. with only one eye, fine judgement of distances would be a bit off, but by and large you'd manage ok.
DerangedFox 0
Well I'm definitely no expert on the area, but I just knew you retained depth perception even without the use of an eye. I totally believe you when you say people will lose *some*, but I just knew he was incorrect, as I can percieve depth with vision in one eye-- and I had the urge to point this out haha Thanks for the detailed explination.
Caz_the_Spaz 6
hahhah, what a comedian. good thing you aren't stupid. (sarcasm)