Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I thought a cute guy was checking out my ass, so I cheekily bent over a little to give him an eyeful. He walked over to a shop assistant, pointed at me and left. The assistant then informed me, “Miss, you’ve torn your trousers, your knickers are visible, and, um, apparently you have a skid mark.” FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, I decided to be nice and do the laundry for the whole family. Apparently, all the guys in the family have skid marks on both the back AND THE FRONT of their underwear. FML
Today, I went to the dry-cleaner's and went to get my bag of laundry from my trunk, but I ended up dropping the bag. My dirty underwear blew around the parking lot. I had to chase it all down as a bunch of people looked on. FML
Today, someone left a lipstick in a public laundry machine of our student dormitory. Then, an hour ago, when I put my laundry in it (including my underwear), I didn't notice. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
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tsim_fml 0
you brought it on yourself
jizzwold 21
So then you two had sex right?
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Comments (115)
tsim_fml 0
you brought it on yourself
Naomimi_fml 6
Maybe she's into that kind of thing...?
ariannaimelda 7
No buttsecks for you!
Keyman1212 14
He also shit on himself.
jhldc 1
Aw crap! Looks like op is not getting laid
TheCarChanel 0
You diserve it for whereing underwear
coolcaarlos 3
29- you need to go to school!
sr101998 0
49 he can't he got kicked out for sagging with no under clothes.
pie29302930 0
Uh........
13FMYLIFE 0
64- 49 was talking to 39... I think you need to go to school and learn about following a conversation...
beckybecks20 8
That's disgusting, dude.
MrBoredGuy 1
Whereing? The ****?
graham11 14
Skid marks are 100% preventable, along with being stood up by an attractive girl because of it!
Muslimgal92 0
Yu al ned tow goe tow scool
LivyGirl0611 9
Are you being ironic? I really hope you are...
jmtmxer 0
90- why don't you take your own advice.. It clearly says 29
jackrileymac 4
Attractive girl at laundromat.... Hard to find.
gojira666 7
Skid marks? Really? Gross.
psycho9631 1
did someone say buttsecks?!? ya that wasn't meant for you OP that was meant for the guy next too you because apparently you shit your pants...
shrdlu 28
You can name anything, and there's somebody out there into it.
Naitsi 19
so true
MaCOOLiT 5
Thats shitty.
Mr_Trollsome 1
That's why all my underwear are brown. No skids for me
1215116a 14
Nice. Wipe more to prevent that?
xSonic 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Op is a girl....
baconstrips 12
27 - unless you're pulling some witchcraft here, you don't know if op's a girl and even if op was a girl it wouldn't make a difference
Lanceeden 12
That's right, 27. Because girls don't wipe after they go to the bathroom. They rub their bottoms on the wall and spray their assholes with vodka. 2, you should get out more.
gregorrok1 0
Were you standing in your underwear?
ohmylanta22 5
39 actually made me laugh out loud
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Pshhh, OP is too manly to wipe. Of course, a side effect of that level of manliness is the repulsion of anyone but equally manly men. I suppose in his quest to impress the ladies he ended up doing just the opposite.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
Well this might sounds gross but with ass hair it's more difficult to completely wipe ._.
blink182AAR 6
There are so many things wrong with what you just said.
Horcruxer 0
All these new acronyms what's op??
Torva_fml 16
176- original post.
overrandom 4
Really? I always thought it stood for Operating Profit. I could never understand why people on FML were so into economics.
haileyshelton 14
I thought skid marks came more from sharting? I mean yeah they can happen from not wiping obviously but still lol
mazochyst 10
That's disgusting. At least try to wash it out before you take your laundry to a laundromat! There's no privacy there. EVER.
niswisk 3
Why would u wash something before u goto pay to wash it?
KiddNYC1O 22
He should wash his asshole with soap and water. There's a solution.
sheethapins 13
Anal douching. Problem solved op.
Chloe2008 0
119- Your picture and your comment are hilarious together
shrdlu 28
If you rinse them out with too much bleach, that will solve the problem of having any underwear in the first place.
onlychildFTW 34
I think he goes to the laundromat because he can't wash them at home... Plus it is a waist to wash it before paying to wash it.
jizzwold 21
So then you two had sex right?
Minecraftering 5
Not just any sex, buttsecks.
MichellinMan 20
With a load of crap. His specialty.
Buttsexpirate 9
Did somebody mention buttsex?
Minecraftering 5
Nope, nobody mentio
zombicidal 11
no just buttsecks (completely different)
ariannaimelda 7
BUTTSECKS?! :D
grouperslayer20 0
Love that pic lol
poopdollar123 4
haha i guess you had a"shitty" time!
MichellinMan 20
Of course, another one of these comments... Yeah that's right, *sigh*
chane1100 6
Asshole.
KailyKii 11
-_-" Will people ever learn?
Philliesfan9391 3
Am I the only one that facepalmed myseld when I read this?
ShroomsOnAcid 17
70 - If history is any indication, that would be a solid no.
graham11 14
How many more of these dumb comments will it take for people to realize that their comment will be buried if they say a cheesy pun?!
Manganimegrl 16
80- Nope. I just facepalmed myself, too.
poopdollar123 4
If you sit here and comment on cheezy puns, is that going to make the person not want to post another?Giving people attention for saying a cheezy pun, is exactly why people post cheezy puns.
poopdollar123 4
147- the word you're lookng for is "dick".
Blackmail111 9
161 I think you just called yourself a dick...
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
161 so your one of those non-stop attention cravers huh?
Valenciaaross 0
That's just nasty.
MrScholl 4
Well no shit :P
slushpup9696 12
Actually, yes shit.
slushpup9696 12
Actually, yes shit.
slushpup9696 12
Actually, yes shit.
slushpup9696 12
Actually, yes shit.
slushpup9696 12
Actually, yes shit.
marpay 11
Actually Mr. Scholl there was in fact shit. I strongly believe that was the problem. Damn you slush. You beat me to it
slushpup9696 12
...did I just accidentally have a fiver? Not a double post, not a triple post, not a quad, but a fiver. Wow. Laggy internet for the win. I will now be accepting your thumbs downs. *shuts eyes, clenches teeth, turns around, and bends over*
Insane_Tea 15
I think you went a little overboard on the repost #33-37. Joking, but yes slow internet is the worst.
FollowMe 2
BOOBIES!
crispy174 7
I don't know why but when I read that for some reason I heard clevelands voice no offense
SauceySarah 30
Little cochino. Haha
Messi10Barca 0
George Lopez?
Snafuusmc 12
Shitty reaction...
muzy 23
Wash your backside you filthy swine...
every1luvsboners 11
Maybe she likes her guys heavy flow. Or just tell her that's the way you bought them, it's the new style.
MagicGiraffe 12
Yea it's just a camouflage pattern
graham11 14
23- now you can see me..now you can't!!