Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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Jazilli 7
Nickname maybe?
devildog562 33
Female Boner be gone.
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Jazilli 7
Nickname maybe?
GodPart2 20
Or by the last name, maybe? "Ohhh Mr. X" smoking....!!
dcb132z 17
#12 are you stupid?
fuckedPriceless 17
#12 "OoooooOOOooo Mr. Bonds!!!"
Noelletakumi 36
It's alright. My dad's fiancé has the same name as me. And she will soon have the same last name. :'(
isisorchid 16
Eww
allybae_aye 8
#59- it's okay, if you plan on getting married, you'll have your husband's last name :) therefore, you won't have the same name as your future step mom :)
incoherentrmblr 22
I hope you're not the same girl who got their boyfriend the same cologne as their brother like the other FML on here...
devildog562 33
Female Boner be gone.
sayyestothedress 24
I see some nicknames in your future
ziarabo 10
does he have a middle name you can call him by?
stevothedevo 25
Yes, it's danger.
ohSNAPyall 27
Carlos Danger.
foxwasalamb 24
i always thought it was weird to date somebody with the same name as a close family member. might be just me though
Hiktmae 20
Nah it's not just you
KK3137 31
It's not just you. On the other hand, if you meet someone who's absolutely lovely and worth dating, you might be oki with it just so you can be with them. You can't always help who you fall for, but nicknames are generally a good solution.
LostMy_Marbles 24
My partner and my cousin both have the same name and I have never thought it weird nor has it ever bothered me. Don't know how comfortable I would be if it were my brother he shared his name with though....
Chilupa 28
My sister in law and I have the same name. First and last now that I am married to her brother. It's a little weird sometimes. She was working at the hospital I was going to while I was pregnant so her co-workers thought she was hiding it from them as they were seeing my (our) name on all the blood work they were processing.
devildog562 33
Was both there name Richard ? That tricky dick!
AnOriginalName 19
At first I read that as "dicky trick." I guess it still works, though.
devildog562 33
Dyslexia is a bit cha should get checked out .
pixiebubz 26
Maybe you shouldn't criticise others when you can't even tell the difference between THEIR and THERE.
ash_1020 6
*their
HarshD9619 34
The most awkward part would be saying each other's names during your wedding if you ever do get married.
viva_la_blondes 15
Well generally you say their full name at the wedding so I don't really see much awkwardness in that.
flutterby789 8
saying the name during sex is wierdo...but only if she thinks of the wrong person as shes saying it
SnowKitten 14
Use a cute nickname for him
viva_la_blondes 15
Looking for a snazzy nickname to jazz up your sex life? Try some of these: Sugar **** Ass Hat Soggy Cereal Burrito From A Chipotle Trashcan Babycakes Cakes Made of Babies Sweety Sweaty Sexxxxxx
PenguinBitch 44
Honey Sugar 2 cups of milks 1/2 teaspoon salt
Derpinboppin 13
What could that possibly even make?!
PenguinBitch 44
It could make you climax.
Wakachulak 22
#26, in my country that would make a traditional remedy for a sore throat. No joke.
Dabeli_fml 16
#31 Need to add ginger for that too
littlekellilee 45
Ooooh sugar ****, yes! Are we making nicknames for OP or her boyfriend? I feel like a guy might get offended by being called Sugar ****.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I wouldn't.
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Dude don't use ass hat ... I was raised using that as an insult lol seems like a odd nickname
Razi_tail 25
I used to date a guy with the same name as my dad. Most people call my dad Steve though when I only called my boyfriend Stephen so even that slight difference made it better/less awkward.
lurker_no_more 13
I know what you mean, my gf and mother have the same name, but are from different countries so pronounced a little differently, thankfully ^^
stevothedevo 25
Good names.. Damn good names.
23lf 16
You might wanna start calling your boyfriend baby, cutie, or some other nickname, or just don't say his name during sex.
lisslyi 19
Or "daddy". Apparently it's a thing for some people.
Derpinboppin 13
If a chick called me daddy I probably wouldn't be concerned. If she screamed it at climax, that'd be pretty weird.
garrett_8614 14
Some people do call their bf's daddy though. It's not uncommon.
TheMalygos 21
Looks like your gonna have to find some new solutions