Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
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Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
Today, while making love to my wife, I let slip her sister's name. I don't think it would calm her down much if I told the truth: I was actually thinking of an ex girlfriend who shares the same name. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, during sex I wasn’t really into it so I was letting my mind wander and it randomly settled on my sister's birthday and how I needed to buy a gift. As my husband seemed like he was about to finish, I faked my orgasm and accidentally moaned my sister's name. He heard me, so now he’s "concerned". FML
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my sister's boyfriend called while she was out. The second I answered he tried to have phone sex with me. When I explained to him that I wasn't my sister and that we just sound the same on the phone, he replied, "Don't care, let's keep going." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, while I was getting intimate with my husband, he moaned someone else's name. He actually tried to explain himself by saying that he'd had a "divine encounter," and while "possessed by the Lord," he'd been told the name of our future daughter. FML
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Top comments
Steve95401 49
OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.
Oppression_fml 19
Lannister approved!
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Comments (143)
wakemeupplease 21
That's so wrong on so many levels wtw?!!
82681 25
What the whale?
MissCloudy249 14
Where's the wombat?
Strajee 23
Where to wander?
Miss_Chevious 37
the Targaryens will be proud
nemouisu 22
Waldo the window?!
player20270 32
Wow that's weird?
BeastyMcbeast 19
Wow, that's (w) incest?
cluch3 22
With the watermelon?
SquealingMoose 14
Welcome to walmart?
wakemeupplease 21
That's hilarious!!! it's way too weird lol
Ichiya 29
Wanking to waldo
ArturoJames 13
Wash those wieners?
False_Stupidity 42
Where's that wally?
Soparot 29
I'm guessing "What in the world?"
jerryj 27
You guessed wrong, since #64 gave the answer.
Gwen4var 31
Wrap your willy?
VolitairianArrow 17
watch that *****?
VolitairianArrow 17
who's the Whovian?
Slawter16 24
#104 - they said "wtw." There's no T in "wrap your willy." But hey, you tried.
WilliamMurderfac_fml 23
Wear the walrus
colton_colton 50
Sounds like its time you 3 have a nice, long talk
littleking94 14
What's to talk about. More like a nice long walk
ShadowlessSpear 21
Or a threesome.
sstahpp 33
Arkansas. That is all.
Tessa_11 19
Ew wtf. I thought it said YOUR sister at first..
MissCloudy249 14
I'm fairly certain what he actually said is way worse. Incest > OP's sister... Yeah, incest wins this one.
Tessa_11 19
That's why I said ew! That is way worse!
silentlyhannah 17
I actually thought it said OP'S sister as well lol.
Oppression_fml 19
Lannister approved!
Miss_Mandi 29
******* yes. Lol! Leia: I kissed my brother. Cersei: That's nice.
Wizardo 34
Borgia tested.
13ky13 20
Why do Lannisters have such big beds? They push two twins together to make a king.
TheCookieComet 23
OH MY GOD
Miss_Mandi 29
How much does he fantasize about incest to actually say his sister's name in bed? That's disturbing!
littleking94 14
Maybe it's not fantasy
pl0xs3rver 45
@45 Do you think it could be real life? Something something, caught in a landslide and no escaping reality...
Steve95401 49
OP is from Arkansas - what a surprise.
outfielder55 17
Dude really. It's still illegal in Arkansas. Nobody does that. Nobody thinks that's OK anymore. Stop stereotyping.
Kerensky 17
I'm from Arkansas but that's pretty messed up. Funny comment though. We southern folks do have a sense of humor about our stereotyping
FireFighter818 16
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lexiieeex3 32
"From our town" enough said.
CommentKing207 23
Sit him down and discuss, you don't deserve anything but a good boyfriend OP!
CommentKing207 23
What I meant was that you should ask him what he said... I hope you misheard him!!
CliffyB03 28
Let's all hope OP misheard him. Please.
ZombieSazza 34
Incest is wincest!
teamnikster 9
Twincest
juststephhere 23
Wtf?! It's illegal and wrong and in no way is what you just said okay.
ZombieSazza 34
#65 has never heard of sarcasm...
minimuni 7
your a ******* creep
tj4234 36
Anyone else wondering how that name is pronounced?
Mauskau 36
My aunt is called Noemi, some call her Noy-mee, others call her No-amy, but she doesn't correct you. My mum and her sisters use the first one, my nan uses both and her husband uses the second one.
unscrupulous 13
My mom is named Noehmi. It's pronounced No-Eh-Me.
LuckBeNimble 19
like Leo Dicaprio: no-Emmy
kittycatdex 8
plot twist. ops name is Amy and she misheard him. end of story