Amber C
United States
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
You snooze, you lose
Today, my daughter has spent the last few hours moaning that the boy she’s known since they were 4 years-old got a girlfriend instead of asking her out. She’s known him for almost 20 years. If she liked him all that time, she should have asked him out herself instead of moaning at me. FML
Kimel
Vincent, France
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Anonymous
Indonesia
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Are you my new mommy?
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of six years has a five year-old daughter. FML
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United States
Today, my daughter got engaged. Her fiancé is not only 25 years older than her, but was her teacher in middle school. FML
crzyry
Canada
Today, my four-year-old daughter called me by her mom's new boyfriend's name. Three different times. FML
ohcrap
United States
Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML
Anonymous
Wilmington, United States
Mommy's best boy
Today, I realized that my mom has not had a date, or had sex, in 50 years. I've become her 'Husband-Son'. FML
Anonymous
Saint Austell, United Kingdom
Today, I found out that my daughter not only has a boyfriend, but that they're trying for a baby. She's barely 15. FML
Top comments
br0ccoli 15
Longer doesn't mean better.
niadanac1 3
23- yes it definitely "would have"
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Comments (82)
gamefreakpog 5
stone
THE_A_TEEN 28
^Uuuhhh, okay? Thanks bro...
Cad6 24
Rock.
The_Hitdude 12
...Paper....Scissors...Shoot! Oh sorry, is this a bad time? I'll just come back later...
notsorandomguy 18
The question is: yours and who's daughter?
PeteyPablo12308 20
The question is: What? That comment made no sense.
GVirdi 11
"Yours and who's daughter?" "yours" referring to OP "who's" referring to the other parent It's a team effort you know.
MyCleverName 2
It would of made sense if they used the right form of 'whose'
Whatever0084 2
Bang. Epic win 23
niadanac1 3
23- yes it definitely "would have"
MyCleverName 2
25, just for that, I'm going to thumb you up, thank you :)
mk58 31
I smell some fellow grammar nazis...
jmaddlol13 7
You don't say?
TurnpikeTwister 0
Who cares you tools? The issue isn't about grammar, it's about unwed single mothers who can't get a commitment from a decent man. Try to keep the conversation on track, that is if it wouldn't be too much trouble. God damn it, where's the mods when you actually need them?
yahoowizard 16
. Hey, at least she's learning from you. I'd be proud of her if I was you
yahoowizard 16
I did mean from the mother's mistakes. Not sure why this got thumbed down
hawaiianfire 0
I'm not sure either. A mother should be happy if their children surpasses them in any sort of way. It means that she raised them well.
ShadowlessSpear 21
Not really
reenkaur 7
well you had a daughter out of one of those relationships so its kinda ok. morover its not much of your fault..maybe you havent met the right person yet.
LoveMay 10
Well I'd assume you would have to have been in a longer relationship than a child would be in to have a daughter, but maybe that's just me.
c8750 2
You don't need to be in a relationship to have a kid
ohmandapants 17
One night stand gone wrong? A relationship that didn't last more than a few months? Rape? Sperm donation? Adoption? So many possibilities, you really don't need to be in a long-term relationship to have a child.
MissMae93 23
I don't get it... Why are you assuming this when OP even admits the daughter has been in longer relationships? I'm pretty sure OP knows better than you...
coyfish 0
Ouch, sorry OP. look at it this way you got more game than she does... Lol
ohmandapants 17
...how?
br0ccoli 15
Longer doesn't mean better.
hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14
congrats on the first decent comment! :)
aruam365 24
I'm NOT one of those perverted people who constantly say "That's what she said!" but that's totally what I thought when I read your comment... I am so ashamed, lol.
KriiFahMoro 9
That's what she said! *sobs*
br0ccoli 15
Wow, I didn't think everyone ahead of me would get so negg'd that I'd be first by default. Small win! (._/.). * *+ (.( ^ • ^ )/.) ( " )__( " ) YAY! throw confetti!
False_Stupidity 42
That's right, everyone knows its the thickness that counts, not length...
ycrem0n 21
Never lose hope on this generation
HopeLoveMusic 0
Thank you!
THE_A_TEEN 28
Somebody is suffering from jealously.
Yousuck24 21
What do you mean by this? You haven't had many relationships or your daughter has had a lot of relationships?
Yousuck24 21
Edit: Ignore this comment, I misread longer with "lots."