Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
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Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, while having hot passionate sex with my boyfriend, while I was moaning his name, he was coming to release and yelled out, "NO, THIS IS PATRICK!" His name isn't Patrick. FML
Today, whilst having sex, my husband screamed out a man's name. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying that last night was awesome. When I said, "What do you mean?" he answered, "Come on Jess, I bet you can't stand straight." My name is Britney, but my friend's name is Jessica. FML
Today, as I was about to orgasm while my boyfriend was giving me oral sex, I tightened my grip on his hair and began shouting his name. He stopped, looked up at me, and said, "What?" FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Mid-thrust she says "I love you, Jeremy." Then in rapid succession, she fires off 2 other names. None of the names were mine. FML
Today, while I was in the middle of making love with my boyfriend, I mentioned bringing another woman in the picture to spice it up. He looked at me and said, "Let's ask your sister." He then got dressed and called her. FML
Today, I was having sex with the guy I've been in love with for years. I moaned, "say my name." He didn't know it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
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BlueJuly 3
Thats ****** up on so many levels... Also, for revenge: answer by moaning the name of his dad....
wickedgetz 30
wow, sounds like h is into incest. OP you should run...run fast
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Comments (15)
BlueJuly 3
Thats ****** up on so many levels... Also, for revenge: answer by moaning the name of his dad....
brightlink 8
Well, in Alabama that normal
wickedgetz 30
wow, sounds like h is into incest. OP you should run...run fast
ban_ANA_bat 20
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Fake Profile 6
Well if I did that I would be fine since my girlfriend has the same name as my sister.
mindyobidzness 4
He's probably not even referring to his sister. Brittany is a common name.
Personguy01 11
I can see why their is a pepper at the start.
Nikki Ruby-Anne Gray-Fifi 4
awe gross incest
Ben Bates 3
Today, i jumped on FML and read this fake post about a girls bf yelling out his sisters name during sex. It was pretty ******* stupid.
Cory Goodrich 5
Why do you assume it's fake? There's no way to know for sure either way, but why just assume it's fake?
Cory Goodrich 5
It's possible that he has an attraction to his sister But Brittany is a pretty popular name (I'm pretty sure I know at least 8 different girls named Brittany, myself), so it's also possible there's another Brittany in the picture