Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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Jazilli 7
Nickname maybe?
devildog562 33
Female Boner be gone.
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Comments (94)
vikky538 29
an ahhh...would be better than calling out the name...
Jenniesaurus 14
Know how you feel, kinda... my sisters boyfriend has the same name as mine... Bit awkward.
fuckercakes 21
My boyfriend and brother have the same name as well. I just call my boyfriend "Matt", and my brother "Matthew"
siggy_mcsigx 22
My brother is Robert but the family and I have always called him Bobby and it would be weird to call him Rob. My boyfriend's legal/christened name is Bobby so there's no getting around that one. Will be hilarious when my boyfriend meets my family in the US (He and I live in Europe).
didirose1205 11
I legitimately have the same issue, I always call my brother Matthew and I can't bring myself to call my boyfriend Matthew, I only ever call him Matt.
Scarylizard1798 23
Imagine him having the same name as ur dad
CliffyB03 28
My roommate and I have brothers with the same name. We've agreed we'd never date eachothers brother solemnly based on the name
captainsmegma 12
Hope their names aren't Daddy.
siggy_mcsigx 22
I have the exact same problem!
diving_fml 30
which one were you thinking about though?
DreadedSamurai 17
It would be funny if your bro ran in every time you guys do it because you called his name XD. Sorry OP to funny
Attacksloth 33
Plot twist: She accidentally called out her boyfriend's name to her brother.