Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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Top comments
Jazilli 7
Nickname maybe?
devildog562 33
Female Boner be gone.
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Comments (94)
Just_A_Tree 20
Coming soon to FML near you! The Boyfriend and Brother, Same Name FML, Episode: 2 That awkward moment when you call out your boyfriends name during sex, and your brother thinks you're talking to him from another room.
JOEBOBARNOLD 15
It's kind of lucky that there are so many solutions to this problem. Nicknames, different pronunciations, using last name.
giantsfan2010 23
Just don't say his name out loud!
Wakachulak 22
Thy shall not speak thy brother's name in climax!
FATALSTR1KE 9
The real question is who did you think of when said such name?
stevothedevo 25
I'm guessing the brother.. FATALSTR1KE (to her thoughts)
mete_orito 34
These sort of things make me thankful about having a weird name.
Mauskau 36
My brother doesn't have a common name but it's more common than my name, and I've naturally tried to avoid men with the same name as him. My mum and her sister both married men called Robert, so one has to be called Bob.
jalmanza2580 11
my boyfriend, brother, and grandpa have the same name. its weird as hell
BiaBauer 29
Yup, that might be weird. :))
MrCantgetright 4
if you called out "his" name during sex it implies that you were thinking (or fantasizing?) about "him". Which could be disgusting.... or hot.....depending on your personal opinion about that type of thing.
annarcheer 19
give him a nickname