Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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Jazilli 7
Nickname maybe?
devildog562 33
Female Boner be gone.
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Comments (94)
blahblahblah2254 2
Hahaha, my husband and I have the same name (and we live in Ohio too!) and everyone looks at us like we have six heads when we introduce ourselves.
blahblahblah2254 2
Oh derr I read the FML wrong ... FML lol. Well either way, yeah. I did once date someone with my dad's name ... only 2 dates though, then I couldn't do it anymore. Yay still relevant!
llalala_fml 19
When I worked at Starbucks I served a couple who were both named Alex I called them Alex squared.
ShenaniganNinja 20
Last time someone called out my name in sex it was a turn off. Or maybe it was her lisp.
talicaroxi 25
I can't imagine shouting out shenaniganninja would keep.the mood....I'd wet myself everytime ;)
Lily_Rain77 25
My boyfriend's name is also a family name. You have NO IDEA how many family members make me feel akward during sex.
Meechiepie 13
My husband has the same name as my brother, I've just defaulted to calling my brother bro. Yeah I'll admit the first time we were messing around and I was saying his name it felt like I was saying my bros name and it was a total buzzkill. I worked around it though :P
LittleRed79 39
My last boyfriend had the same name as my little brother. I never once thought about my brother while in bed with my boyfriend.
AFaye3964 17
instant turn off.
Alchemist_21 26
This one needs an illustration.
demonfacee 14
Yea, now that just makes it awkward. Find some names to call him in the bedroom.
shelbzo 1
funny. I have the same problem. :p
shelzykid 12
Yep. I have the same problem. Both my brother and my boyfriend have the name Jacob.