Today, I never really thought that my boyfriend and brother having the same name was too weird. Until I called out his name during climax. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while making love to my boyfriend for the first time, I moaned his name. He freaked out over how I wasn't over my ex, and angrily left. They have the same name. FML
Today, while me and my boyfriend were having sex, he moaned out his own name. FML
Today, my boyfriend murmured his sister's name during sex. Before you say he was thinking of someone else with the same name, I've only ever met one person in our town called Nohemi. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she looked up at me and said, "You look a lot like your brother." FML
Today, my boyfriend let me in on a little family secret. His brothers often swap girlfriends and wives. They insist it’s not weird because the siblings themselves aren’t doing anything together, just the in-laws. It’s still too close for comfort and too weird to ignore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. I really get off on hearing her say my name so I was imagining her doing so more often than she actually was. I then called out my own name by accident. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend said that he doesn't have to marry me because we coincidentally have the same last name. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having it off in his den, I screamed at the height of my climax, and from the family room came the roaring laughter of my boyfriend's brothers. FML
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Jazilli 7
Nickname maybe?
devildog562 33
Female Boner be gone.
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Comments (94)
messymessiah 11
How did you only just realise that is the major problem?
DocDrose 20
don't shout names during sex?
Rawr6591 21
I think about this when thinking if I should name my future children after their father or someone in my family period
mandy_2480 21
My husband and father have the same name. Good thing my husband has never made me climax.
8born8 18
I certainly wouldn't say that your husband has never made you climax, is a good thing!! You poor woman, I feel so sad for you. Have you informed him of this? Do you guys communicate openly in the bedroom? I hope that you take care of yourself afterwards, if that's the case! How frustrating!! Oh dear, I hope that he does make you climax one day. Good luck!!
alitaba21fx 16
call him with a nickname, or at least call him with a name that doesn't remind you of your brother
Unlisshed 12
My fiance and brother have the same name but it's never been an issue. My brother is nowhere near my thoughts when I get intimate with my fiance.
Acid1260 21
Call him by his last name.
NiteKitti 7
My mom's brother and her husband have the same name.
Beckleyy 15
I have the same struggle, my boyfriend and brother have the same name too! So annoying!
talicaroxi 25
I know the feeling my husband and father have the same name. I've always called my dad by his first name.