Today, I nervously flirted with a very cute guy. Being a little overweight, I rarely think cute guys will go for me. This line of thinking was yet again correct when he casually pulled his sleeve up revealing a tattoo of a pinup girl with a "NO FAT CHICKS" sign below it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the only girl who likes me is a girl who is overweight and uses body acceptance as a reason to get mad at me for turning her down. Call me shallow but as someone who works out frequently, I don't want someone who douses herself with tattoos, thinking guys will fetishize her, instead of self-care. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, I saw a really cute guy in the grocery store. We made eye contact a few times and I was trying to work up the nerve to start a conversation. Instead, he screamed, "Yes, I know I’m fat, bitch. You don’t have to stare!” I got so many dirty looks I left immediately. I didn’t think he was fat. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
Today, I recieved a message on MySpace from a cute guy I've been talking to for a while. It read, "I saw a girl in Old Navy at the mall last night that looked a lot like you, but she was much fatter." I was in Old Navy at the mall last night. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, I was at the gym, when a pretty overweight guy started staring and eventually taunting me. Let me tell you, lines such as "Lay off the cake, fatty!" and "I can see your gut hanging out your ass, for fuck's sake!" don't exactly boost one's self-confidence. FML
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Sam_Dchi 23
what a ******* douche
lsmith6150 18
That's when you wish you had a tat saying "no douche bags allowed"
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Comments (365)
strangeite 4
Don't worry, it's not the cute guys who won't go for you, it's the asshats like this one. You'll find someone someday
Relf 19
Atleast your trying, dont let him get to you.
Murdersgirl 5
would you really want to date him anyways?
Andriaia 13
I'd say you dodged a bullet there. What a douche! Don't let him make you doubt yourself, you'll find someone worth it eventually who will appreciate you
cheree21 7
oh god that is disgusting. men like that are no where near worth your time anyway!
ash268 18
What a douchebag
babygurl11276 1
he didn't deserve you anyways sexy women have meat on them
worldclassrager 41
You'll find someone
fml_fyl_ydi_1342 8
Why is this guy a douche? Because he knows what he wants? When girls turn down heavy guy, it's considered acceptable, but when it's the other way around, the guy is considered an asshole. I understand that his tattoo may have been a little inappropriate, but he is entitled to his opinions and to be attracted to whomever he wants, just like the rest of us.
Hesher 19
He's a douche because he has to humiliate others just for being something other than his type. If skinny girls are his thing, that's fine, but he doesn't have to insult every other girl because of it. That's common human decency and it worries me that you think his behavior could be acceptable in any way.
newyorkcityguy 9
Since when was human decency a common thing? Nobody owes a stranger kindness. If I see a homeless person on the street and decide to give him money as an act of kindness, that's fine, but it's not like I or anyone owes a stranger kindness.
Hesher 19
There's a difference between decency and doing a good deed. Being decent towards someone does not mean you do something good for them, it means you treat them with respect. I'd say that going out of the way to permanently mark your body just to insult a certain group of people is the opposite of treating them with respect.
Axel5238 29
His opinion isn't the issue it's how he chose to express it. He doesn't like bigger women fine, but he didn't have to be a dick about it. There is a difference between being truthful and being a dick. I've known bigger women who are in better shape than most people I know. I'm skinny, but I exercise regularly and I'm only going to get so big. I eat a bucket of KFC and don't gain weight. Yet, I'm in better shape than most of my friends, but you'd never know that.
Jayy_Dash23 9
more cushion for the pushin ;)