DarkStorm2Bad

Mr 41 years-old Single

Anonymous 31 March 2012, 15:10 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Turned on

Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML

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beleria 23 April 2012, 22:41 United States

Today, I went grocery shopping. As I was leaning in to pick up some produce, someone viciously slapped me on the butt. I whirled around and nobody was anywhere in sight. Now I'm starting to worry that I'm losing my mind. FML

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