Today, I finally had my doctor's appointment to get my tubes tied. I've been waiting for 2 years. Instead, I found out that my birth control failed and I'm pregnant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the health department to get on some birth control. I left the health department without birth control, and with the news that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I had emergency surgery to remove my fallopian tubes. I'm one of the 0.5% of people who get pregnant after having their tubes tied. FML
Today, I found out that I have unnecessarily been using birth control for the past 10 years. A surgery I had following a complication with my first child apparently rendered me infertile, and none of the doctors bothered to enlighten me. FML
Today, I found out that after using several types of birth control, and being paranoid about pregnancy, I've been infertile for years. FML
Today, my doctor told me I'm pregnant. Since we've been trying for several years, I called my husband to tell him the good news. Not long after, my doctor called to inform me there'd been a clerical mix-up and I'm not actually pregnant after all. FML
Today, I found out that even after having had my tubes tied, I am in fact pregnant. I have an 8-month-old son and his father just remarried another woman 2 months ago. Neither of them believe that the new baby is his. FML
Today, after we had our daughter on purpose, then had twin girls by accident, my husband was going to get a vasectomy while I also decided to get my tubes tied as an extra precaution. At the appointment, they did a scan to make sure I’m not pregnant already… BOOM! I’m 7 weeks pregnant with twins again. FML
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a mother. This was a mystery, since I take birth control and use condoms all the time. Or, at least, it was, until my mother admitted to swapping my pills and poking holes in my condoms so she could have a grandchild before she died. FML
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. The problem is she convinced me to get a vasectomy two years ago. FML
Today, I went in for a full hysterectomy due to medical issues. I came out being 6 weeks pregnant. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Mitch McConnell, Jim Jordan and Ted Cruz are probably all jerking off to this.
Sweetie 5
More men need to get vasectomies!
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Comments (6)
RichardPencil 32
Mitch McConnell, Jim Jordan and Ted Cruz are probably all jerking off to this.
Nhayaa 21
One of my greatest fears. Happened once, the condom broke. I'm so sorry for you, it sucks so bad. It adds a step before you can get your surgery done but after that, you'll be even more relieved it's all behind you.
tounces7 28
You have to wait two damn years in Canada to get your tubes tied? What the heck? It took like a month here in America.
rainbowdonnareed 18
In the states you must wait till after 25 years old
Yummi_913 18
In some states. In others doctors still want your husband's consent apparently. It's ridiculous.
Sweetie 5
More men need to get vasectomies!
tounces7 28
Believe it or not, that's not so easy for us to get either. I'm married and my wife had a far easier time setting up an appointment and getting surgery than I did.
Warp1978 15
I got a vasectomy after realising that three kids is too many. I was in pain for a few days and sore for two weeks but seriously men should really be getting this done over women getting tubes tied which is pretty major surgery.
Soleto082181 0
My life sucks too, I'm 39 I have a 20 yr old, a 3 yr old and I just found out I'm almost 8 weeks pregnant.