Today, I came downstairs to find that our dog's six puppies, who have their own puppy-door to go outside whenever they want, had peed and pooped all over the floor, walked through the pee, and were now happily chewing on a half-rotten deer's head which they had dragged inside. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm dog-sitting. To give the pooches some exercise, I took them on a long walk through the fields, where they run, play, and sniff around to their hearts’ content. Thirty seconds after coming back home, one of them made a ginormous puddle right on my living room floor. FML
Today, I went home for lunch. Upon opening the door, I smelled something horrid. My dog had opened his cage, eaten all the dog treats, and had diarrhea all over my bed and bedroom floor. FML
Today, I left the sliding glass door to our townhouse open because it was such a beautiful day. Our new puppy, whom we have been potty training, peed in the yard and I praised him relentlessly. He then walked inside the house, pooped on the carpet, and ran back outside. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, we learned that our dog can run and urinate simultaneously. The entire house smells like piss. FML
Today, after weeks of looking for the source of an awful smell in our house, I found out our dog has been climbing over our loft banister, into the attic, and shitting. There were over twenty mounds. It took me almost four hours to clean up, and it still stinks. FML
Today, I gave my puppy a treat for finally doing his business in the grass instead of on the patio. He later puked it up all over the patio. FML
Today, I brought my new puppy home. I saw her sniffing around, so I took her outside to do her business. She simply played in the grass for ten minutes, so I brought her in. She walked in the door, squatted, and shit. She has diarrhea. This is the fourth time today. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
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tounces7 28
Dogs are gonna dog.
RichardPencil 32
The puppies are having a great life. Just fence off the area inside the doggie door and hose it down from time to time.
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RichardPencil 32
The puppies are having a great life. Just fence off the area inside the doggie door and hose it down from time to time.
onlyaweapon 7
🤣
tounces7 28
Dogs are gonna dog.
spinspinsugar 12
that it the realist thing I've ever read
xxlk4xx 6
I wonder if when they were out and found the deer head maybe they found another animal that scared them or something so they just didnt go back outside the rest of the night? anyways I'm sorry you had to deal with all that mess!
red6joker 8
They are still puppies your going to have to potty train them. They won't just know.