Today, I noticed that the injury on my hand from three weeks ago no longer hurt. A while later, I accidentally slammed that same hand in a door. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I accidentally slammed a door on my own arm flab. FML
Today, my son tripped into a door and slammed it shut. I'd been holding onto the door frame, leaning around to talk to a neighbour, so of course it slammed my fingers. It must be a really sharp door, because I just woke from the surgery to reattach my three amputated fingers. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to have a car door slammed shut on my hand, breaking two of my fingers. Hint: it's fucking painful. FML
Today, I smashed my finger with a hammer. A finger on the hand holding the hammer. FML
Today, after I injured my left wrist from holding my nephew the wrong way for too many hours on New Year's, and found out that it would optimistically take 4-6 weeks to heal, this morning I managed to give myself second degree burns on my right hand from handling a tray I didn't know was hot. So that's three weeks with no hands. FML
Today, I was on autopilot, walking out of the bathroom, and separated my pinky toe from the rest of my toes over the door frame. I dropped to the ground in pain, and my toe and half my foot still hurts hours later. FML
Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML
Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML
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Top comments
talldude4u 3
Just not your day. Maybe tomorrow will hold something better.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
niceeee :) well atleast you can still type so you can cry about it on FML :)
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Comments (87)
talldude4u 3
Just not your day. Maybe tomorrow will hold something better.
macallan8 0
lol;)
joe_says_so 0
Hahahahahahahahahaha your an idiot. a creeper should blow you and that forest up.
mewtinater 0
ya maybe he or she will break a leg lol
impregnator 0
your that clutz from earlier n your friends think your a nut right. grow a brain kiddo
josiej0j0 0
I have a question... how can you manage to slam your hand in a door??
netherflame 0
First, you place your hand inbetween the frame og the door and the actual door itself. Then, you close the door without pulling out. lol, I said pull out.
florecitabetch 0
I was thinking the same 42
Ryanfmlfiend 0
25 is all win. unfortunately I got blew up today with my brand new wolfpack. superdupersadface :(((((
LTHoratioCaine 4
ok, you smacked it, so what? did it break? is the damage permanent? did it start hurting again? is it hurting now?
e2m2cent 0
poo happens mate suck it up and take like a man
xoCOURTNIEox 0
niceeee :) well atleast you can still type so you can cry about it on FML :)
Easyaccess 0
agreed ...... lol
joe_says_so 0
he's only agreeing caz of your shirt. or lack of.
jewfro311 0
There are kids on this site dammit!
xoCOURTNIEox 0
damn you all don't have to be so harsh about it..you act like you've never seen cleavage before?
innavoiG 9
You kidding? This is the Internet.
xoCOURTNIEox 0
and your point is ?
jewfro311 0
There are kids on the internet. Besides, it's just plain inappropriate.
jess6blondie9 3
If it's inappropriate to you, stop looking at it. She can have whatever picture she wants on her profile, leave her alone for god sakes.
tulsafml 0
okay creepers stop bein bitches.
tulsafml 0
haha show him who's boss Jess!:D :D and I was meaning that to be directed to 37
xoCOURTNIEox 0
Aw thanks Jess & FML itself is inappropriate 99% of the time so I would be more worried about that then my picture :)
jess6blondie9 3
Exactly. Your picture isn't even bad anyways. Just because you have some cleavage showing they act like it's a porno.
larisonr 4
I'm under the impression that 80% of attractive pictures of people on the Internet, aren't really them anyhow.
tulsafml 0
I scared off the creepers.
jess6blondie9 3
Why do you say that? There are a lot of attractive people in the world. That doesn't mean their picture isn't of them just because they're pretty/handsome, etc.
tulsafml 0
All of the girls here are pretty fo realz so **** off.
joe_says_so 0
Holy shit.
larisonr 4
Oh, yep, there are indeed plenty of attractive people out there. I just think four out of five, a pretty fair ratio I think, of the photos on the Internet of people are people just faking it. Not even saying anyone on this site is fake, although I'm sure there are some, just in general..
Euronova 0
30 - Are you kidding me? This site is called '**** My Life' and there's a whole section on sex. What gave you the impression that it was child friendly?
cgrimm18 0
ur a babe
tulsafml 0
Okay. I'm done creepin policin! sorry this town outta hand!
j_cat187 20
i think she enjoys the attention from kobie
robotiick 12
ur such a ******* perv so stfu u sex addict
holymolybro 0
Well..That's a shame. I was really worried.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pain, without love. Pain, can't get enough.(:
Angio113 10
love that song. :)
tulsafml 0
no me Gusta. 3 days grace is okay but no ms gusta
chester75 5
28 their not OKAY their better than OKAY
ydi_4_suking 20
theyre alright
MissBunny25 0
I love TDG <3
TibbysMusic 1
TibbysMusic 1
So, I meant by all those hearts that I in fact love Three Days Grace and this comment made me smile(: But unfortunetly my ipoopie app for FML doesn't let me go into landscape mode, therefor I type stupid stuff. But whatever. That's what Safari is for :D Carry on. (:
afroninjashuffle 0
Damn OP! Hands have feelings too!
mk58 31
Just had to say it, your hair is awesome. You could use it as an extra pocket if you wanted to! ;)
POPO28_fml 0
FAIL.
iBanana 17
Coincidence? I think not.
briidontgive_ 0
Sounds like that hand is not meant to be healed O_o watch it fall off next ....
afroninjashuffle 0
I bet it is lol. no more fapping for for awhile. unless ur ambidextrous
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Pain, without love. Pain, can't get enough.(:
cupcake10101 0
fail xD