Today, I was taking the subway to school. I was applying some makeup when I noticed a little boy watching me. When I was finished I heard him whisper to his mom, "I thought make up was supposed to make you pretty." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while taking the bus home, a girl stared at me for a while before asking me if I'd ever heard of makeup. FML
Today, I went to the store with my 4 1/2 year old daughter. When we got to the cosmetics aisle, she asked what make-up was for, I told her it was to make women prettier. My daughter then told me it was a good thing I wear make-up because I was ugly and that I might scare off my husband. FML
Today, I was sitting in the bus station when an old woman looked over at me, then said to her friend, "Young women are so pretty these days." Her friend looked up at me and said, "That's because makeup is so cheap these days." FML
Today, I helped out with makeup at my daughter's high school play. As one girl walked past, I told her that she'd smudged pink lipstick all up the side of her face. Turns out it was a birthmark. She cried in the dressing room for half an hour. FML
Today, it was my first day at my new high school. I put on a tiny bit of makeup, just some mascara, to feel more confident. I got in the car and my mom started yelling about how horrible my makeup is, basically calls me a slut for wearing it, and makes me take it off. I ended up crying in the bathroom on my first day. FML
Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, I was walking through the store when I saw a little boy point to me and say something to his mom. I was out of earshot at the time, but I got close enough just in time to hear the mom reply, "God says we have to love everyone, even if they're ugly." FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, at work, a little boy shyly told his mom he thought I was cute. I smiled at him as she looked me up and down and said to him, "Eww, honey. No, you do not!" FML
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Quest_ 13
Don't worry OP, he probably meant that you looked prettier without it or something.
FFML_314 12
I think you're beautiful, OP.
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Comments (155)
hellyeahmirjam 2
haha it is :$
baderier 6
lol, he's just a little kid, don't dwell on it
MissChelle79 0
make up can't fix ugly... sorry op, I feel for ya
MexRomeo 0
little kids always speak the truth!!!!
CACC_fml 0
haha kids...
riceplum 0
ouch
jasonraces 0
maybee you dont know how to use it?????
jasonraces 0
trust 10 shes an expert on this subject op.
hateplow 3
damn you 34 you beat me to it. :(
allenrotstein 0
34, You are full of win!
dudenextdoor 0
hmm I wonder what the kid's mom looks like?
IphonFML 6
thats kinda mean 34 :P
iamsam2 3
#34 i was about to reply sayin u kno all about tht dont you. but u were faster:(
MissChelle79 0
u guys need to lighten up! I'm not ugly and I'm sure the op isn't either... damn learn how to joke around. life isn't that serious
FFML_314 12
34, 36, 37 and 53, are you all paying close attention? Just because you're lonely, miserable, fat and bald doesn't mean you have to take your aggression out on the innocent young lady. Please, refrain from replying, because anything you say from here on out will only continue to add to your humility. Thank you for your input, but your services are no longer required here. Get off this website and go grab a hold of your dignity, because you're letting it slip away!
black_knight402 0
56 you have no lead of whatsoever of what these people look like and they can say the same for you. Just because you have a display picture doesn't mean we are expected to believe it's you in the picture. For all I know, that could be every attribute of what you listed about you.
FFML_314 12
No.
sexyscooter 0
yeah, trust 10 she tried
sexyscooter 0
56 u aint the pretty either so u have no room to talk, and 34 beat me to it, realized after i typed it
J0gby 0
are you the same one who lost your shoe in the subway?
seanders 10
56 You just made yourself look a lot more stupid than the others. And 34 you beat me to it too lol
black_knight402 0
69 no what? My statement is unbiased and fair....
DocBastard 40
I'm not sure if 34 and/or 56 are attractive, but you know who IS? Alice Eve.
Schizomaniac 24
All the idiots insulting the appearance of other people, post a picture and then come back. You'll have a tad bit more credibility, but you'll still look like ignorant asswipes. Good day.
FFML_314 12
I love you guys too!
black_knight402 0
79 any fool can upload a picture and take credit for it. By the way if that's you in your profile picture. Why couldn't you set a profile picture where we would be able to see your face? Or are you afraid that people might judge you on how you looked?
FFML_314 12
If you spent any time on this website, you would know that I change my picture at least 4 times a day. I'm far from ugly and you will have to dig really deep to find anything that could make me look, sound or be stupid. You are all morons, none of you know how to properly insult somebody and you have now completely failed at life. Black_knight, the picture that he has up is new. His other picture showed his face just fine.
iTaylor 0
man, you guys are mean. quit insulting people :(
black_knight402 0
86 he was contradicting his statement, when we could hardly see what he looked like. I'm sorry but I don't have tendency to keep up to date with other users changing there user display pic on fml.
Graawr 7
Maybe you were putting too much make up op. Natural is kinda good too though.
FFML_314 12
93, 2 reasons why his statement was not a contradiction. 1. Nowhere in his statement did he say, "come back and insult people when your face is visible in your picture." 2. He did not insult anyones appearance.
sexyscooter 0
umm itaylor, stop using so much god damn make up makes u look like a *****
black_knight402 0
102 then why would he want us to come back with any sort of picture, if it isn't us. What would his point be? Cause I obviously don't see it.
FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0
56- love the beer goggles :)
iron_chefITALY 0
little kids never lie
omfgrofl1337 0
you guys are all petty much dumbasses for getting into an e-argument hahahahahhaa
Houndourpup 0
says that man who most likely stole a pic of abs off of google or yahoo or whatever.
iron_chefITALY 0
who r u talking to 114
MissChelle79 0
he's talking to #50
allanaskye 0
I agree
fyourlife1990 0
jizzed in your pants!
Raznay7784 0
You've never seen artistic photography? 79's pic is a reflection of artistic talent. 79- I love your profile pic!
AboveTheRest 6
107; IT IS HER FACE. if you don't like, then don't look at it. it's pretty simple. grow up.
disturbed_girl29 0
34 FTW!
puggfuggly 0
I think 56 lost most of her dignity when she put on those beer glass glasses. assuming that is Her(or him?) in the picture.
PurplePigeon 0
hardy har har 133. "the him" in parentheses was awesome. do keep up with the insults. you're very good at it.
Neonnight 0
Ten looks like an guy
JtownDude 0
ahahah kids
libertarian 0
classic
AtrumMessor 1
YDI for wearing hooker makeup... :P
aoelk424 0
DAMN
iEmily 0
YDI for being ugly.
KingZaneXII 6
stfu
FFML_314 12
I think you're beautiful, OP.
Raznay7784 0
I agree with 6! You're beautiful!!
NiceGuyz 0
You do not know who the OP is so how do you know she is beautiful? Is it because someone implied she was ugly to seem nice and caring you say your beautiful really. That's very stupid of you. I'm only 13 but i and tell easily by the information given in the FML the OP cannot be as 'beautiful' as you think. OP Your Ugly...! ....#6 Your Ugly....! ....Actually i take that back, your kind of sexy! Well your hair is anyways. ^NiceGuyz^
FISHappens 5
Everyone is beautiful in there own, unique way :P
zetteymonsterxo 0
awww. ):
Breeee23 0
Lmaoo Thts Wrong FYL
Quest_ 13
Don't worry OP, he probably meant that you looked prettier without it or something.
Waffle817 0
get owned!!!!