Normally, a wingman plays up the pilot to make him more attractive to the target.
In the way of the Jedi, the X-wingman dumps on the pilot and creates pity in the target.
marcus903 17
You could have said my Spanish teacher. If it wasn't for me looking at the comments, I wouldn't have understood this FML.
That usually isn't an interest block. Usually most people are happy that you want to learn and are looking for corrections if they are needed. You being foreign gives you an automatic sense of being exotic. Play it up a bit and be all like "sorry, I'm still leaning the finer arts of your (wonderful/lovely) language", and you might get a little bit further than you think. Best wishes!
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sonasonic 34
PLOT TWIST. Your teacher wanted to make you look bad so they could have the waiter all to themselves.
zinoxity 23
Well, at least they're trying to help! Definitely not as a wingman though. Haha sorry, OP.
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zinoxity 23
Well, at least they're trying to help! Definitely not as a wingman though. Haha sorry, OP.
TyMyGuy 3
or op all to themselves...
sonasonic 34
PLOT TWIST. Your teacher wanted to make you look bad so they could have the waiter all to themselves.
RichardPencil 32
The teacher was right. Even if all went great with the waiter, he'd tire of you speaking Spanish like Yoda.
Lalala579121 28
Correct, the teacher was. OP's wingman, he was not.
RichardPencil 32
Normally, a wingman plays up the pilot to make him more attractive to the target. In the way of the Jedi, the X-wingman dumps on the pilot and creates pity in the target.
marcus903 17
You could have said my Spanish teacher. If it wasn't for me looking at the comments, I wouldn't have understood this FML.
Wishe 17
Wasn't it a bit awkward to begin with, trying to flirt with someone in front of your teacher?
ulissey_fml 22
To be fair , I am not a native speaker in English, but I suspect " my sentence's structure" is grammatically doubtful.
Fmlreadermostly 20
That usually isn't an interest block. Usually most people are happy that you want to learn and are looking for corrections if they are needed. You being foreign gives you an automatic sense of being exotic. Play it up a bit and be all like "sorry, I'm still leaning the finer arts of your (wonderful/lovely) language", and you might get a little bit further than you think. Best wishes!
fushengyuan 20
That sounds really fxxxing cute to me.