Today, my boss called me into his office to proudly show me about an hour's worth of videos of his recent holiday. The videos were all of goats and cows eating grass outside his window in Pakistan. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I took a video of a fellow employee doing nothing but watching YouTube videos at work. When I showed the video to my boss, hoping he'd be reprimanded, I got fired for operating video equipment on company grounds. FML
Today, I borrowed a goat from a coworker to clear out an overgrown section of our yard. It worked great, except for the part where the goat butted me on my ass. Of course my wife was filming and laughing, and later put it on Instagram. FML
Today, my boss went out for a few hours. My coworkers saw this as an opportunity to take a 2 hour lunch without getting caught. I stayed at the office to answer the phone, while streaming videos which is a big no no. My boss came back early and caught me, they're all still taking lunch. FML
Today, my boss sent a Christmas present… to my dog. FML
Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML
Today, my boss requested that I re-organize every file in the office, because she wanted the filing cabinets alphabetized right to left, not left to right. To thank me, she came into my office to give me one uncooked ear of corn. I think my boss has mistaken me for some kind of farm animal. FML
Today, my boss yet again said she was "literally dying", after she watched a funny video online. Long story short, I'm now on her shitlist because I couldn't help but point out that she clearly wasn't dying, and that her ranting was distracting me from doing actual work. FML
Today, I was visiting friends in the country, and the property next to theirs has cows. Bored, I walked over to the fence and looked at a cow, who trundled over to the other side of the fence. I then saw the farmer staring at me and for some reason I said, "Just saying hi to your cow!" FML
Today, my boss told me that if I didn't become his neighbor on Farmville I wouldn't have a job. I laughed. He didn't. FML
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
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barlessprison 16
Bet it was filled with action, adventure and thrills.
jbird1193 3
an hour less of work you had to do.... unless you did meaningless things like that for him on a daily basis..
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Comments (130)
loosers_fml 0
wow waste of time
loosers_fml 0
*Wow, what a waste of time.
Ldesu 0
Not if he did closeups on their mouths in slo-moo.
PurpleRae420 0
If your not gonna get payed to watch it don't and if he fires you because you don't want to watch his stupid videos then sue his ass and find another job!
futtbuck101 1
Sounds interesting
urdirtyolduncle 15
Was Bin Laden in them? Getting kinky with the goats, perhaps?
cgchamp89 7
Sounds like F his life... who wants to spend holidays like that?
iLazy 0
They have those in Pakistan?
juicedboi 7
At least there was no pictures of his wife naked, or worse involving goats and such. Saves you that awkward silence which will then lead to him inviting you out for drinks cause you are now 'pals', and you can keep his secret like a good friend!
urdirtyolduncle 15
35-- Dude, Pakistan is one of the most rural areas in the world. They has all kinds of livestock and such.
steveakafranxy 7
shut up, cows are cool
pertained 12
Pakistan may be rural, but they've got nukes!
ygdrassil 17
Obviously he's into **********. He accidently showed you his **** stash.
Darth_Naru 0
Your boss needs to get a life.
Tool_PanterA 0
Op got paid to do nothing for an hour. not a waste of time.
mootoo31 6
smash and bang is my favorite combination!!!!!
ericownz101 0
I'm more worried about who takes a holiday trip to pakistan..
alex1432 9
Osama bin laden does
bezach 0
not a waste of time, he could of seen a horse munching on some shit eventually.
zee_77 0
Firstly, pakistanis would and second u don't know what ur missing till you've been there (screw the media)
feldco1 17
it's not an FML, but I'd definitely rather be working in this situation...
KiddNYC1O 22
I agree, no comment.
unvmesucka 0
So what, your getting paid ya d'bag!
krty402 7
could have been worse:) you never know what you will did with your boss's vacation videos
bingababe 16
???
IscoreOnU 19
I agree 23 it makes no sense. unless he was saying get instead of did? Or hes just creepy and meant do.
jbird1193 3
an hour less of work you had to do.... unless you did meaningless things like that for him on a daily basis..
docscientist 10
I'd rather have worked.
ipwnlosers 4
Meaningless things like guarding a parking spot..?
jbird1193 3
exactly..
barlessprison 16
Bet it was filled with action, adventure and thrills.
qwert1994 0
Goatvideosarelame.
TheDrifter 24
Now that's a man who knows what a low stress vacation is.
iAmScrubs 19
The last minute if footage showed the US secret service storming a cave in the background.
iAmScrubs 19
*of
OhSnap_NoWay 0
actually it was the navy seals and they stormed a mansion not a cave
iAmScrubs 19
Oh.....I guess I'm a bit of an idiot then.
whiteboy7thst 2
^Honesty
brozorz 0
just slow
hockeyrocks39 0
^^^^^ I was going to comment on the funny quote, in reference to Bin Laden. Way to have a mental break down. are you still crying? Ever been trolled, haha bet you have... The guy was just adding to your joke with "mansion" Big BABY! lol
Flutist 3
WHO doesn't know how Bin Laden was captured?
zelhackin 0
he was captured???? I thought he was dead!!
whoisthisgirl 4
win for 61.
Flutist 3
IDIOTS, they dropped him into the ocean and he became a merman!
sloppyflow 1
87 that is a very mental image. his body is probably as hairy as his face with his saggy manboob. (ps. no offends to the Muslim, I wouldnt want to see Obama or bush as a merman either)
Killerturtle 11
sounds interesting...
cupcakemonster10_fml 0
no offense or anything but I would rather watch those awsum videos then do work anyday! not much of an fml
Alex94xela 0
did u hear the gun fire on the background?
Jimster1712 0
W.I.N
hthelittleone 10
"in the background" tard.
severusplease 0
how does a stereotyping comment count as a 'W.I.N' ?
tBo111 0
it doesn't " win".. ******* douchebag if your going to make a racist joke at least make it humorous.