Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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iloveloosy12 0
welcome home!
Miko159 0
Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.
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Comments (147)
thew_fml 14
i hope you read this again when you are in your 50's. lol. there are some damned sexy people still at that age
afatmonkey 0
That's not funny. You ever seen an old person dressing freely? You will never be able to look at a pug dog without shivering again. And "saggy" will forever take on a new meaning.
kirbcheck76 3
OP I find it a little disturbing that you said "as a plus" to tell everyone that your aunt walks around naked
charlie8u3478 0
lol
okieraider71 4
You know how people say "pics or it's not true"? NO PICS!!!!!!!!!!
patsonhn 0
as a plus?!? you're sick!
balboa751 0
well it all depends on the fact if she's a hot aunt or not. if she's ugly, then you're ******.
weavernate 0
u said that was a plus. WTF is wrong with you
anaelantigua 0
aggg my grandpa like, totally thinks hes still in the war, so hes always telling me stories about things, and ends up sobbing his eyes out.....I feel bad for the poor guy.....And 'as a plus' is sarcasm. Idiots.
anaelantigua 0
WTF is wrong with YOU?! Its called SARCASM dearest. Its the natural defence against stupidity.