Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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iloveloosy12 0
welcome home!
Miko159 0
Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.
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aardvarkish 17
I know a real hottie who walks around her house in the buff. You think I'm griping?
anti_average 5
No, I think you're lying. :P
tourpooch 0
naked aunt's rule.
anti_average 5
Seriously, who doesn't love naked aunts?! It must be one hell of a family reunion each year!
memsyeash 0
that is really rude, snick. people have a right to live how they want. it is called freedom. age has nothing to do with it. fyl if you think you will have something to be ashamed of when you hit your 50s/60s.
meep13 0
http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=2153382
DGross 8
ehhhhh it was naive... Snickerdoodles is 16, how would she or most of us for that matter know about hot n heavy when were 55 :-P
Reynard12 0
So... Move out. It's her house, I doubt you're paying full rent, she gets to do what she wants. If you're not in an adult living arrangement, you don't really get to complain about the people actually taking responsibility for providing you a place to sleep.
rainrider 0
today, I read another one of snickerdoodles crappy comments. FML
Moemoemoe_fml 0
a) It's HER HOUSE, in which you are freeloading. She damn well has every right to freaking walk around nude if she so wishes. b) How do you know the conquests are imagined? And even if they were, what business do you have in bitching about it?? SERIOUSLY. Free-loaders these days... STFU and respect the person giving you a roof, or GTFO and work to get your own place to live!!
42billybob 5
damn you're whinny. my aunt charges me standard room & board. i'd much rather listen to some stories and deal with an old naked hippy than try to balance university + work that doesn't make enough for rent + hunting for a better job to actually get enough money to pay the bills + be in debt the entire time. if i'd gladly switch circumstances with you, then no FYL for you.