Today, my boyfriend told me on the phone that he thought we were too poor for value-pack bacon. When I got home, I found he had gone to work leaving two lights and the TV on, and that the shower was running. He said, "Turning things on and off takes too much time! Who cares about money?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend pointed out that the water bill is getting kind of high. I suggested that we shower together to save water. He said he'd rather deal with the high water bill. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it was OK for both of us to leave the house with the oven on. FML
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight over household expenses. He's never had a job in his life, but this didn't stop him demanding that I get another full-time job to pay for video games and beer. FML
Today, I was told I'm lazy by my boyfriend because I skipped work. He skips his all the time and when I get home still have to cook and clean up after him. FML
Today, my boyfriend keeps mentioning how well his new job pays, while I don’t have any income. He then got upset when I expected him to pay for the groceries I got on my way to his new place. What I bought was stuff I needed so I could cook for him, and for me to eat while I’m there, cleaning and fixing stuff for him. FML
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SOILEDIT 51
Wow, I am surprised he would put turning off lights before bacon. I mean, come on! BACON!
GloUp_fml 18
Money talks, but I guess your boyfriend wants it to say goodbye
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Comments (59)
Starshrek 11
Hyprocrites are the best
SOILEDIT 51
Wow, I am surprised he would put turning off lights before bacon. I mean, come on! BACON!
ldhull 16
Right? I haven't met people that say no to bacon.
Danne696 14
Closet vegeterian?
phoneaddict13 29
#35 Jewish people aka Me :)
eagleriverjohn 24
Tell him that maybe you wouldn't be as poor and you could afford more stuff if he took the minute it takes to turn off all those. Hypocrites are annoying.
TheMathMajor 26
doesn't even take a minute to turn those things off. I am blown away. Leaving a light on is one thing, BUT THE SHOWER? That is so wastefull, I can't even.
Brandi_Faith 34
Exactly. I understand leaving the light on, even the tv for security reasons, but the shower?!? That doesn't even make sense.
Brandi_Faith 34
After reading this through again, I think your husband was trying to prove a point and was being sarcastic when he said "who cares about money." I think he was upset about the bacon thing (and possibly op's spending habits) and decided he'd try and prove his point by leaving the lights, tv, and shower on, knowing you'd come home to find the house like that. It's really the only semi-logical explanation as I have a hard time believing anyone is that dumb to leave the shower on while they're not home.
GloUp_fml 18
Money talks, but I guess your boyfriend wants it to say goodbye
rockergal21 16
your boyfriends logic, smh
whysojealous 18
Logic.
ClemencyCecil 4
State the obvs!
thisguy22 33
You misspelled obvious intentionally.
ClemencyCecil 4
How obvs is that.
isuckwithnames 22
Fairly
ClemencyCecil 4
Obviously!!!
Redmond64 16
"Logic."
TeacherTeacher 11
I am pretty sure I would sit in the dark if the light bill was keeping me from bacon.
ClemencyCecil 4
Wise move on your boyfriend's behalf............he thinks like a true genius!
ClemencyCecil 4
Sarcasm.............anyone?!!!
JosephKorso 15
Sounds like a great guy. /sarcasm
mads_nicole 19
Who needs lights when you can have bacon?