Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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iloveloosy12 0
welcome home!
Miko159 0
Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.
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Comments (147)
cgysoccerfreak 0
is she hot?
deathartisan 0
op probably likes incest and is covering it up since he only comments once about his aunt flaunting her goods around her house.... op. in a small way ydi. but. eh. I could care less about you movin in with your nudist aunt
stinkytruck 0
Move out or quit whinning.
ravensunnyd 0
more like 65
ravensunnyd 0
I'm not a grammer Nazi but I am a math Nazi lol
omgwtffmmfl 0
Honestly dude you'd be better off living in a box.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
A 15 year old bragging about popping pills...what could be cooler.
Monikabug 9
A 14 and a half year old that brags about popping pills that she stole from her sick granny, of course!
rainrider 0
@snickerdoodles the Greeks were mostly naked in the bathhouses not in their homes.
lo1337a 1
How do you know they're imagined?