Gammy got game
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, the day after my grandfather's funeral, my grandmother informed me I have 30 days to move out. I've been living with them for four years, helping take care of my sick grandfather. She's already changed the locks and won't unlock the door. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, my mother-in-law asked if she could move in with us. FML
Today, my religious parents were hosting a family dinner. Not only did we have to wait over an hour for my grandma to finally show up, but when she did, she had her 30 year old boytoy in tow. Apparently, "Granny has needs too you know, hahaha!" Goodbye peaceful family. FML
Today, my grandma wasn't feeling well, so I went to her house to check on her. After about 20 minutes, I knew she was feeling better when she looked at me and said, "So, do you have a boyfriend yet? I pray every night that I get to live long enough to see you with a boyfriend." FML
Today, my mother-in-maw informed us that she sold her house and is moving in with us so we'll "take care" of her in old age. She's in perfect health. We've only been married for 4 months. My wife can't stand her for more than 2 weeks at a time, let alone living with us. FML
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
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Top comments
SaraBOO716 0
Awkward!
no_clue_4_u 4
grandma's a cougar!!! She's def winning!!
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Comments (186)
SaraBOO716 0
Awkward!
catrav77 0
right! I'm sure op's parents enjoyed having someone new to hang out with...not
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
grandma's a pimp
Katie_the_Great 6
Quite the cougar. lol
iAmScrubs 19
the boyfriend has to remove all the cobwebs before they do anything intimate.
iStayTrollin 0
grandma must be a GILF
mfmylifesrsly 30
dude that probably means OP parents are older than her gma's boyfriend...
kcluna 6
Grandma has game!! lol
urdirtyolduncle 15
Well, Katie, touché. Also, it's about time you took down that fake picture! You had me fooled!
y33katelynballa 0
hey you got a lot of cobwebs up in hurr..
GMARiiEx3 0
grandma's boy ;)
FunnyGuy5051 7
she must be rich :p
TookaWooka666 0
Sexy, hope he doesnt break her hip.
redoakqtpie 8
Grama had to move in with her kids how can she be rich?
leeshxx 3
64 I daresay it's still fake
Buddy360 0
maze
makeup14 0
haha exactly what I was thinking :D
urdirtyolduncle 15
64-- *gasp!*gasp!* Why, I've been google fooled two times in one day!!
staceysgenesis16 0
woww lolol , ur grandma wins :P aha .. he must be a gold digger !
KCTruth4 0
HAHA GILF
Randuhh_17 4
"Are you my new Daddy?"...let one of your parents use that line...lol
Jimster1712 0
rofl win!
DalekScythe 0
GILF!!!!!
bfsd42 20
Be happy for grandma. Fhl because her grandkid doesn't want that.
rawr9able 4
Grannys got game. Nothing to worry about until you find her granny panties in your room, then I would suggest buying a lock.
strizz18 0
old farts young tarts
Fuk_Your_Life 2
Kick her out?!
Ryan0510 0
psh old people arent too old for sex...
jsar_1234 0
thats just wrong....
comepoopwithme 0
maybe the grandma was raped at 13 and had the OP's mom who then had the OP when she was 20 or so. So the OP could be about 15 which would make the grandma around 48... you cold-hearted bastard.
seekndestroy 3
52, since this is on FML, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that there is a significant age difference. I doubt OP would have posted if granny was late 40s - early 50s. I could very easily be wrong though.
Takador 3
Not really, because my mom's parents divorced, he got married with a woman younger than my mother herself, they had a daughter and now i have a 14-yr-old Aunt
lilmissfail 0
lb slayer ftl
helloello 2
#52 I love your name!! haha, that dog was hilarious!!
valdancer99 0
oh gosh thats kinda gross.
s3xymoma 1
I agree how gross can u b.
glenzhao2 16
Can you say "desperate"?
hare 19
that's hot you can set up hiden cams and watch them make love :)
jsar_1234 0
o.O?
jennifer93 0
orrr a better idea would be to not do that
YayaInLalaLand 0
Uhh..
T3P33_fml 0
my first though would tend to the opposite, but I makes sense... can make some sense... probably can't... doesn't. at all.
WOGBRO 6
30 Agreed
leeshxx 3
6 you are a sick, sick ****
PhilMcHawk 7
10/10 would troll again.
Luke1717 0
Obviously hare is joking I mean that would be disgusting, you all take it like hes being serious.
Kn0wledge123 21
Yo 6, that's mad disgusting son. You got some serious problems man. Real talk.
KkoolAid 0
err how about no...
neal001 0
You sick bastard
Quasar55_fml 18
WoW ... She doesn't give a shit about what you could think of it and if you even agree for her boyfriend to move in. Your grandma is a bitch, sorry to say.
no_clue_4_u 4
grandma's a cougar!!! She's def winning!!
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
lies she is bi-winning :o
Thanatos1206 0
She's winning here, winning there.
ItsAllBeenDone 0
or boyfriend is a gold digger
A7X_LoVeee 10
She's a GILF!
Redneck68 0
gmilf grand mom id like to ***
Ass_Kick 0
more like a turtle
Lucie_love 4
Now that's a serious cougar...
dragon0000 7
super cougar
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
sounds like the beginning of a very kinky porno
Scalabrine44 0
grandma **** isn't kinky!! WTF is wrong with you!
Uncle_Moe_Lester 3
21 agrees with me maybe something is wrong with you
Scalabrine44 0
yeah, I'll go to a psychologist and have that checked out. Sorry for disturbing you!
_streets_ 19
That's great, you will probably hear them going at it every night now.