Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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iloveloosy12 0
welcome home!
Miko159 0
Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.
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Comments (147)
Emmmmm55 0
hahahahahahahahahahaha
boopityboppity 11
You come off as a person who belongs in a ward somewhere. It isn't helped by your profile picture.
KurouTenshi 0
I love doing stuff naked...
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Especially taking a shower? It's just not the same with clothes on.
KurouTenshi 0
damn straight. I can't tell you how many shirts I've ruined because of the soap and shampoos I use. trust me, it's best to just shower naked.
Monikabug 9
And have you ever tried shaving your legs through a pair of jeans? Talk about a fashion statement...
KurouTenshi 0
it's funny when you shave wearing a pair of highwaters, then go to the beach, and you have nice sexy shaved legs from the ankles up until you hit your knees. then it's nothing but a fuzzy forest.
DGross 8
umm 77 that's kinda gross lol
KurouTenshi 0
D: don't knock the Hyrulian style!!
Monikabug 9
@81 it would only be gross if the Fuzzy Forrest was complete with Woodland Creatures.
DGross 8
lol 87... Unless the forest was inhabited by super cute baby bunnehs... then and only then could I forgive her :-P or maybe just maybe baby hungry chipmunks .... sooo cute :-)
KurouTenshi 0
huh? she? I'm a guy :x
DGross 8
lol I was talking about if a female did it (because some girls don't like to shave their entire legs till summer) I meant if there were baby bunnehs in there the legs would be so full of cuteness that it would offset the hairy part of them :-P
KurouTenshi 0
laser hair removal fixes that issue :3
Monikabug 9
@93 ahh bunnies WOULD be cute.. but hungry chipmunks? Scary! Imagine the tiny bite marks all over!
DGross 8
I was going for the cute "cheeks with food" look but your probably right, let's just stick to baby rabbits :-) See how productive you can be on FML :-P
KurouTenshi 0
I'm being very productive. planning my laser hair removal so I'm nice and smooth all over ;)
Monikabug 9
@DGross, LOL oh. That is much cuter than what I was invisioning. But, I agree we shall stick with bunnies. @115, I hear Laser Hair Removal is relatively cheap in the right market. The cheaper, the less effective though I am afraid. Might be better off sticking with your Fuzzy Forrest.
Menick47 0
Uhhhh?! I have no clue how to respond to that...
perdix 31
I take it from the complaints that she's not an AILF. Still, you should go up to your minister and say, "Hey, uncle!" and wink.
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Haha, the minister will think his surprise abortion didn't work. Of course it was "accidental". He didn't mean to push her down the stairs while being 4 weeks pregnant.
onnielief 4
How does that **** your life? You are allowed to move in with her, clearly she has her life the way she wants it. Get your own house if you cannot deal with a naked person.
PsychoMerk 0
spill their (soda) pop* :)
Erindub 0
I'll bet shes 420 friendly ; ) take advantage if that at least.
prettypink786 7
LMFAOOO.....ehwww gross...move out now
CYNNER 0
Does she also play the flute and pretend she's a bird on tuesdays? :yawn:
aeliz 0
Well I love 60's stories. But ydi, if you don't want to see your aunt naked, don't move in with her! :P
EmmyGrangerDC 0
a plus?? perv.