Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML
Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML
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Top comments
ryannmichael 17
Just run & walk around naked, you need to show your dominance.
websphere69 27
Oh yes they call her the streak!
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Comments (58)
ryannmichael 17
Just run & walk around naked, you need to show your dominance.
missa1996 18
Yikes OP. Hopefully you'll be able to erase that image from your brain.
websphere69 27
Oh yes they call her the streak!
weswheatley 14
Boogity boogity!
Redgy22 26
Fastest thing on two feet!!!
johnrdz3 24
I didn't know the flash was OP's grandma
Ichiya 29
Ethel you get your clothes back on!!
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Some things you just can't unsee, sorry OP
Liamj774 36
Did she tell from her glory days of running without a robe
WhoopteDo 26
Get your own place indeed, then you can run around naked in your own home. in the meantime, I recommend acetone over bleach, it does a better job.
TheNewGuy03 29
That's the stuff of nightmares right there.
rileyrae0000 23
I would be utterly horrified
Swandive235 27
Hi, I live near you. Lol, but yeah... that's scarring.
Lalala579121 28
You should have just asked OP to move in with you, we all know that's what you were thinking.
SubparAtBest 23
gotta get some irisKitty
gracehi 33
At least you didn't have to wash her soiled sheets.
beeferjay 34
or give her a sponge bath...