Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML
Today, I learned that my 76 year-old great aunt likes to swim naked, even when I have friends over. FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML
Today, I went to visit my aunt who lives 6 hours away from me. Her car was missing from her driveway, but she's unemployed and barely leaves the house. Turns out, she moved in with her new boyfriend and didn't tell anyone, so I had to drive 6 hours back. FML
Today, my grandma moved in with us. Along with her 36-year-old boyfriend that none of us knew about. FML
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iloveloosy12 0
welcome home!
Miko159 0
Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.
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Comments (147)
darkmis1 18
Why did you move in with your parents?
Bewitched_fml 0
OP move in with their aunt, not parents
darkmis1 18
If you look lower, I corrected it and said aunt. It just didn't post by my original comment.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
other than the nude part that sounds pretty entertaining to me!
aeliz 0
I know, right?! I love 60's stories.
ThatOneAdamKid24 0
exactly, suck it up OP just tell her you don't want to see her naked and she'll stop.
Miko159 0
Hey we all have one in the family, if we know it or not.
lagodfatha 0
is she hot?
choejunshik 0
that's just nasty
Ajjas013 6
She's such a role model.
kayvan 8
My question too (is she hot?) :-)
jakeomatic 0
We all know she's hot, no need to ask. By the way OP, send me her number pls?
darkmis1 18
*aunt. Sorry I'm really tired and not paying attention that well haha.
PsychoMerk 0
was she by any chance the inspiration for Jennaaaaaaayyy in Forrest Gump? :3
vball_luvah 2
yayy Forrest Gump!! best movie everr! :) but there were times I just wanted to slap Jenny. poor Forrest :(
juicebox409 0
"as a plus"? so... you like it?
saranottelling 7
She is obviously trying to say something. Next week she might just say, "I think I'm adopted, so we aren't really related." Take it as a compliment, she's trying incest because of how attractive you are! I wish I was that lucky! :)
bugmenotmofo 34
How do you know they were imagined?
jayseangirl 0
bahahahaah...tell her to stfu amd put on her clothes...