Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that due to the fact that I got divorced, the insurance for my car is going up. A year after she took everything, she is still costing me money. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a divorce. My wife is leaving me for my brother, saying that now that he has money there is nothing that can stand in their way. I recently decided to send him money to help him get back on his feet. FML
Today, I had to dig into my savings to help my parents pay for their divorce. FML
Today, I had to sell my wedding ring to help me pay for my divorce. FML
Today, I got an inheritance, so I was planning to put most of it in savings, and maybe buy two new cars. Alas, my wife instead decided we really needed to pay off the secret credit card debt she’s been hiding from me. Not only is the inheritance gone but so is an additional 3 grand from our savings. FML
Today, my wife of four years confessed to me that she only married me for the money. FML
Today, my wife said she wants a divorce. Three days ago, I added her onto the title to my house, my bank accounts, and my business. FML
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, I got a gift from my wife in the form of divorce papers. She waited till after New Year's so it wouldn't show up on her taxes for 2011. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
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johnnyshred612 4
I guess you could say she needs to kickstart her heart.
karlcolt45 19
gonna be awful hard to drive away from you with her still broken car
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Comments (85)
johnnyshred612 4
I guess you could say she needs to kickstart her heart.
im_joking 11
Maybe OP will get to keep the good car!! But sorry about the loss.....
cb1002630 11
Guess now your gonna be running on E for a while.
cb1002630 11
You're* Good God I don't need to comment before 10:00 a.m. again. My apologies, people.
not_a_robot 15
I think my mind has officially been blown. It is technically before 11:51am, yet after 11:52am My god.
KK3137 31
#2, are you German?
cb1002630 11
Well, my alter ego, Dwight Schrute, is German. I, however, am American.
RoseBlack123 37
#36 what???
freckleface221 19
I suppose you'll just have to get that money back in the settlement.
newburton13 26
A divorce with you or someone else? Either way, I think you're gonna be a lady short.
enbliss 10
umm, "I found out that the money that my WIFE" ??? But you know people always use the word wife for a code for something else
fdupagain 11
Reversed polygamy!
hoepants0227 8
Polyandry
jojimugo 20
Women I follow everywhere W.I.F.E
InfamousLastWord 9
If it was OP's wife, like he said, OP would be the only person the wife could be divorcing.
manofiron 8
I think it's time to cut her money supply off
crazytwinsmom 25
Who said she doesn't work and have a supply too? She told him she spent some money on the car, not that she used her allowance for it. This isn't the 1950s.
pasha92 5
1950? Bitch please w.e the woman thinks she owns is actually the mans
SillyGirl4602 23
5- it didn't say that op was giving his wife money. It basically just said she lied about where the money was going to.
wvcheesehead1 9
Wait, your wife actually deals with garages and such on her own? Do whatever it takes to win her back.
baileymariee 10
Why is it weird that a women can either take her car to the shop or fix it herself?
wvcheesehead1 9
Not saying they can't or should not, I am saying that most do not. In that respect he is blessed.
jisaac09 25
@13 because a time in the not so distant past women were thought to be the weaker sex and thought incapable of the level of thought achieved by men. That falsehood has continued into modern times.
truesarrif 33
I think you missed the point.. she isn't actually dealing with a garage. she is dealing with a divorce lawyer. she lied about the car being fixed
fdupagain 11
His point is that since OP didn't find this odd in the first place, she is the kind of woman who isn't afraid to take her own car in. Some women wouldn't be caught dead doing that. But, its not a good reason to save a marriage.
pasha92 5
Your an idiot
wvcheesehead1 9
Thank you 39, I keep forgetting that this is a site where people come for serious comfort and therapy. Sometimes I try to say things to get a laugh. Frankly the hiding of marital assets will be an excellent boon to his argument in divorce court.
karlcolt45 19
gonna be awful hard to drive away from you with her still broken car
B00M3R_S00N3R 11
How do you know it's actually broke and not another lie? Or it could have been cosmetic damage she was going to fix which would have nothing to do with the ability to drive said car.
limitedition 25
You will come to see it is the best money you've ever spent, I'd bet.
jisaac09 25
Eh, close enough. You're going to get screwed out of a lot of money either way.
journeytotheend 16
Sue her
gc327072 31
So, rather than suggesting communication, or any attempt to do something remotely logical, you suggest this? GTFO. 0/10 if trolling.
SillyGirl4602 23
Op does not have a valid reason to sue her. Op, I suggest that you sign the divorce papers. Good luck.
Rababco 29
@11 Sue for what, wanting a divorce?! She lied but I don't think that's something you can sue for, unless maybe if it's a threat to your life or someone else's. I'm not lawyer so I wouldn't know.