Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds of passive-aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML
Today, wanting to break up with my boyfriend, I invited him to dinner with my parents. I was sure they'd hate him, which would give me the excuse I needed. They ended up loving him, and now they won't stop mentioning marriage. FML
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Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I had dinner for the first time with my boyfriend's parents. It was awkward enough without his mom asking, "So, what do you do for fun, besides my son?" FML
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Today, I went to dinner at my parents' house. I was going to surprise them by introducing them to my new boyfriend. They decided to surprise me too, by inviting my ex to the dinner. Everyone was surprised tonight. FML
Today, I spent two hours making dinner for my boyfriend's family. When I brought it over to their house they said "thanks" and didn't bother to invite me to stay to eat it. FML
Today, I was invited to my boyfriend's house for dinner for the first time. His mom made a fantastic dinner, so I showed my appreciation by eating the lot. Apparently I was overdoing it because when I looked up everyone was staring. His dad muttered, "Slow the hell down." FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
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boredasfck 0
that's rude as hell. assuming u didn't do anything "wrong"...but even still, that's really shitty.
gotpromise 0
Pricks! It's not their decision though, so don't worry about them.
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jacobsessed 0
first!
cherrypieguy 0
gray Im second
boredasfck 0
that's rude as hell. assuming u didn't do anything "wrong"...but even still, that's really shitty.
Yee12 0
YDI for owning shoes
mfmylifesrsly 30
I agree that's ******* rude! reminds me of my ex's dad, everytime he brought home a girlfriend his dad would pull him to the side and say either 'she's fine as hell hit that good' or 'i don't know where you found that but you need to put her back where you found her' ugh he's such an asshole
ImaginaryFoe 1
Obvious trolls are obvious. Damn, OP. Just damn. FYL and I hope your bf is secure enough in your relationship to ignore the naysayers.
golfismylife 0
hahaha wow dueche much?
tomahawkinyouall 0
@9 WIN But where did the shoes thing come from?
ughno 0
that's terrible :( I'm sure you deserve better than that :) besides if you love someone enough, who cares what their family thinks huh?
cookiemobzta 0
ouch
darkmis1 18
@9: obvious troll is obvious
Philosophic 0
Superrrrrr rude! You should never easedrop on someone's conversation OP! xD
Xrandomkrisx 7
lol but #9 made me lol it's so random
Yee12 0
Darkmis1 you are such a troll. Get off the website.
honestlove11 0
ha. I came into the house in a really cute little dress and boots and felt great about it then his drunk dad says "you sure you're not knocked up?" I say why, he said cuz I look it. haah. except I'm not even fat. still, every girl has body image probs..
Monikabug 9
@43 that really sucks. But with babydoll dresses, they do make even the thinnest girls look like they are pregnant. It is the price we pay for fashion, yes? ;P
Cynical_AbInitio 0
I second #9 Verrry obvious my friend, verrry obvious.
Kockdiesel 0
dumb imaginaryfoes, are just dumb imaginaryfoes.
StoryOfTheYear 15
37- he's saying she shouldn't be out of the kitchen, thus no need for shoes, correct me if I'm wrong
deathcab7 0
wow they sound classy...
honestlove11 0
@44 exactly. it's awful.
Blue_Coconuts 7
I have no idea what a babydoll dress is...
balzacthegreat 0
YDI for being someone like you!
comedychick 1
that..is DISGUSTING
MidgetMonster 0
you should have said "sorry to hear that" just to embarrass them. I would have. that confrontation would have been ******* EXHILERATING sp? er
kmdfirefox 0
@11 Thats a shitty dad, also... you do know what he's talking about when he says "hit that" right?
Xuphra 0
DW! Yee12 always YDI. Whatever it takes.
gotpromise 0
Pricks! It's not their decision though, so don't worry about them.
afatmonkey 0
that is why I migrate north to roam with llamas and purple wildebeasts.
saywaturcoco 0
^^^hahaha win!!!! :-P
zax_fml 0
We did the same thing to get away from my nasty a** inlaws
samantha_durano 6
lol what the **** 29? x)
surfbabe09 0
hahahahaha
OIFMedic 0
****'em who cares what they think!! as long as you two like each other, that's all that matters!!
lambiee 0
ouch... all you can really do is pray you never become horrible, judgemental people like them. :x
anti_average 5
AND you didn't turn around and give them a piece of your mind and/or fist?! OP....I am so disappointed.
MF12 0
That sucks, you should have marched back in and been like, "I forgot something," and smile sweetly.
anti_average 5
....Where's the part where OP gets sweet, sweet revenge?
MF12 0
I guess she could whack each one with a vase or something... hmmmm...
c0nfuzzled 0
or she could gather an army of purple wildebeasts and llamas... just saying
tehamericanboy94 0
Today my girlfriend sucked at dinner with my parents...FML
Sinamoi 18
Today, a kid who looks like Carrot Top tried to be a smartass. FML
WeOH12 0
Haha wow i wld have let them know i heard them so rhey wld think about it all day
Jessicaiful 0
How could they judge you like that just over one dinner? Don't worry OP, apparently their son sees something in you, they'll probably come around.