Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
His loss
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
I'm a loser, baby
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Weirdo
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Meat is murder
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Help yourself
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Well, this is awkward
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Evilbeagle 0
Wow. People really prefer being outraged and throwing around outdated facts about veal.
thuryn 2
What's always interesting to me is how slaughtering animals who were bred to be used as food then gets confused with the issues of how they were treated when they were alive and whether or not it's okay to eat little ones. If you can eat the adults, you can eat the babies. Differentiating between a "big cow" and a "little cow" when it's time to eat is just stupid. Either they are food or they aren't. I like eating meat, so for me, it's all about whether it's tasty, expensive, and/or horribly unhealthy. (Bacon, among other things, is *awfully* fatty stuff). Where I go completely the other direction is regarding how the animals are treated how they are alive. Not only is it bad for the animals - and even the meat! - when they are treated poorly, but it's bad for the humans, too. One of the reasons that torture and mistreatment of any kind has been outlawed is because it can do irreparable harm to the *torturer*. It's just a bad practice all around. Even more to the point, an animal handler recently redesigned the way the cows used by McDonald's were led to slaughter. Cattle prods were done away with, and special corrals were built that kept the cows in close quarters on their way to a slaughter machine. It worked. Instead of being zapped and whipped screaming to their deaths, the cows enjoyed the snug closeness of the new corrals and went quietly where they were supposed to go. Better for them, better for the handlers, better for everyone.
MissUnderstood13 0
While I don't eat cow it isn't for ethical reasons. Humans are in a species and classified scientifically as animals (within the kingdom animalia), and some animals are carnivorous. Lions eat other lions and no one says anything, so why should humans be ashamed of eating meat? Who cares if he doesn't like you? Find a man who can grub on a burger.
baysidebird88 0
mmm veal is yummy. Sweetie, would you want to date a vegeterain anyways, hell no, date a man that loves steak and potatoes
Ownord_fml 10
#100 WTF ? You know that meat is muscle, right ?... RIGHT ? (in my country at least) I don't know anything about this, can somebody explain to me what's the difference between the living conditions of veal and cow ? One live longer than the other, but I always thought both of them had horrible lifes, and that, at least, the veal's life is shorter. (I'm not being sarcastic, I'm honestly curious about this)
finnaaas 0
Ouch, that sucks.
Evilbeagle 0
#188 There was a time when veal was raised in a dark box and not allowed much movement whilst being overfed in order to produce more tender meat. Many countries have outlawed this practice, though apparently the "save the cute animals" types haven't gotten that memo, or refuse to acknowledge it. They are killed the same way any cow is killed, and raised basically the same.
goosemanrocks 0
YDI for eating veal
Glam_fml 0
Some of you people need to update your "facts" on veal and other types of meat.. Yes, there are still some instances where they are treated badly, but as a whole, they are treated pretty good. Most of them are fed good food and have room to graze and such.
Dreamcatcher87 0
I eat meat and find pushy vegetarians and vegans irritating. However, I think the raising of calves for veal is barbaric. It's pretty arrogant of us as a species to think its ok to subject what is an emotionally intelligent animal to that kind of torture all in the name of food, when there are kinder alternatives out there. The animals eat animals argument is good until you consider that lions etc don't stick their prey into small crates and breed from them. Their meat is at least free-range. I think if we are going to raise animals specifically for the purpose of eating them then we owe it to them to make sure they have decent quality of lives, living in humane conditions. (I've worked on farms... it's perfectly do-able, and far more rewarding!) I know that I'm starting to sound like one of those pushy people I myself have grown to loathe, but I'm just trying to explain there are compromises out there and that while I'll never give up meat, I'll draw the line at least at not eating an animal that has lived and died under such appalling conditions.