Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
sarumanthewhite 0
i love to eat slaughtered animals. he's a loser.
kewlcat 0
WOO
JohnL42 0
i guarantee you snot want to date a vegetarian.
lennelleong 33
I guess he has unresolved anger. Do you still regard him as "very nice" or not-so-nice now, OP?
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
Trav42 0
I agree....he seems like a jerk
xNephilim 19
Ok, this post is sorta ridiculous. 1. Since when is meat political? It's a person's choice to eat whatever meat they like, unless it's human, or dolphin or some other illegal meat... Nothing political. 2. He MAY be a vegetarian? Really? He called her an animal murderer... I'm pretty sure that means he doesn't support it, aka he is a vegetarian. 3. So you're saying you going to the mall makes someone a bad person?
ibitehard 9
I eat meat, but I will not eat veal, based on what it actually is, BABY cow, and how they prepare it before killing it for food (I didn't want to use the word slaughter)
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
SturmFireforge 0
Ask him to join PETA. People Eating Tasty Animals. :D
asher888 11
agreed >.>
haggyhog 0
o wow i would have to say lose his number
nuclear 0
Honestly I can't stand people that eat you alive because you like to eat animals that were once living before blah blah blah. Your life isn't ******, it's better you're not with some guy that will attack you for liking veal or anything else that ever moved. :)
JackieJackal 0
Well, I hope you're not calling yourself a christian
Rape_Laser 0
actually in the bible it says god put them here for us to use and eat
fuckallyoupeople 4
Veal isn't just cow, it's baby cow that was tied up in a barn and left there until it was slaughtered so they couldn't build muscle and make the meat tougher.
thelegendarycarl 12
But it tastes so damn good.
FMLwrestler 0
Don't you just swoon over the loving "tolerance" of the liberal left? Not like that was hypocritical at all, him getting mad that somebody eats meat (which is killed somewhat humanely) to survive in the natural world (we're at the top of the food chain), but then him being OK with damning that person to excruciating pain for all eternity.... sike... lol Now don't get from this lesson that meeting people at the mall is bad, because in my view, meeting anybody anywhere and getting friendships is good. But just be glad that you got one rotten egg out of the way! It takes awhile to learn people, not everybody is good inside lol. Not everybody is 100% sane
itsgen 16
wow what an ass aha no wonder hes single forget about that loser and find a better guy ;]
Truth_Nazi 0
One who's not a vegetarian.
designerskyline 0
Haha, sounds like the perfect guy for me.