Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
Crysta_fml 3
lol at #4, sound like a loser anyway, get rid of that number. silly intolerant little boy.
citychic94 0
so basically, it's okay to eat cows, pigs, chickens, and fish, but if someone started buying puppies, dogs, cats, and kittens and started brutally killing them that would be completely brutal and the person should go to prison? in many foreign countries they eat dog meat as part of a normal diet.
56578 0
I'm with #86
sairara 0
@8: Veal isn't killed even 'somewhat humanely'. Veal is a baby cow, usually younger than about 30 weeks, and kept in crates too small for them to even turn around. I'm not vegetarian by any means, but veal may is where even I draw the line. And the liberal left is just as tolerant as the conservative right, so don't even go there. However, this guy is a little radical about it, I'd say. People take this shit way too far.
DarkMirror 0
Ok...so in other words you dodged a crazy person and you still get to eat meat. Where's the real FML here? Probably that you love veal. It tastes nasty to me = Although I guess the "preparation" of it kind of puts a bad taste in my mouth. Then again, the animal is just going to be consumed anyway, whether it's early in life or later on.
Bleep_fml 0
#114: five things. - Vegetarianism, not vegitarianism. E, not I. - Meat-inism? Never heard of carnivorism? Though omnivorism would be more accurate, I doubt many people live on meat alone. - Why would vegans hate fantasy creatures? - Why are you dragging Twilight into this unnecessarily, then claiming you don't like it? Trying to be cool? - Bacon IS pork. Idiot.
Kitty34_fml 0
Veal is probably one of the worst meats you can eat. If you don't know why - look it up, it's awful. So I don't blame him for ditching you. I agree with #177. I'm not vegetarian/vegan but I would never eat veal. That's just f***ed up.
silentsparrow4 0
That's what you get.
Isabella123 0
Did you know PETA thinks we should hunt whales? They say since 1 whale = about a bunch a pigs then whales are fine to hunt. Lets forget the fact that they are rare/endangered. PETA to me is a hyporciritical bunch. And you know some Vegans and Vegetarians are ok just as long as they aren't screaming their faces off at you. Lose the jerks number you are better off without him.
token_blackguy 18
veal is delicious dont date stupid hippies