Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
Isabella123 0
I have a great video link about this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuJsiT9RClk Just watch it all the way. Its amazing. The intro is takes a bit then he talks about Animal Rights Activists.
steph_kat 1
You caught a break. People who tried to push their moral vegetarianism on you are generally assholes. ...and I don't even like veal.
lilyluna_fml 0
thats silly. he shouldn't force his beliefs on you. and really did he just think every random person at the mall would be a vegetarian?
Rhien 0
Every Omnivorous or Carnivorous animal to ever live should burn in hell for all eternity. In fact, anyone who has so much as stepped on an and or used germicidal chemicals should be castrated, then tortured to death and put into the seventh circle of hell.
owlie 0
I'm a vegetarian, and I don't expect you or anyone else to be one. But veal? Honestly? Baby cows that are tethered to a pole their whole life? You actually raved about how much you loved veal? You couldn't say crispy snack wraps or hamburgers or something a little less brutal? You actually raved about /veal/? YDTO.
carmakitten 0
Well you deserve it you dumb bitch. If you really don't see anything wrong with eating a baby cow that has lived in a tiny crate screaming for its mother its whole life until its drained of blood, you should go ahead and put a bullet in your skull. I don't care what other meat you eat but veal is disgusting.
skitzy88 0
can i just ask why you were raving so much about veal?
lovely997 0
you shouldn't text the guy the same day he gave you his number YDI
sadistmonkey 19
Wow...everyone here needs to calm the **** down. If you like to eat meat, then great. Shut up about it. If you're vegetarian, again, shut up about it. Everyone has different ethics and there's nothing you can do about it so live with it. That said, I do think that animals should be treated more humanely than they are...
lovely997 0
agree with 46