Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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blackdog_fml 0
i eat meat but veal crosses the line. sorry.
hannahxbanana 0
Well, at least you figured that out before you went on a date or something...that would have been fun.
wbrycem 0
59 - thank you, I understand the concept of speciesism, I always had. It's like ethnocentrism, sexism, etc. The whole basis of these "ism"s is that you and what you believe in or what you are is superior to whatever else. But seriously, if you don't think that humans are superior to animals, then be my guest. If you think that a muskrat should have the same rights and values as a human, then go communicate it to said muskrat, and see how that works for you. Education is the key? Knowing the ins and outs of speciesism would be practically useless to me, so why spend time getting to know its roots and what not? I think the phrase you wanted to use was "knowledge is power." I already understood the concept, and was just taking it to the extreme.
LolCows 0
lol at 5.
manunited93 0
YDI for eating a poor animal stupid fat bitch
electropop 0
You deserve it. Who the hell eats veal anymore? I would tell you the same thing...if I was a guy.
whoaalexgoalex 0
I like this guy :) I'm a vegan and he seems really cool. I think he has the right to his own opinion because he doesn't murder so his opinion is better than yours. :)
ashole1990 10
well you are supporting animal murder.
Ryno 0
OP: At least you round out right away that you aren't compatible. Move on. I love all the overreaction from both sides and the fact that so many people are getting pissed about the South Park quotes. Lighten up. Best part of that episode is where they're protesting meat and trying to save the "baby cows" and Cartman is eating beef jerky and feeding it to them.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
people like that give vegetarians/vegans who DON'T shove their beliefs down someones throat a bad name! btw i'm a vegetarian.