Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
LittleMel4 0
my view is if I'm eating a burger or steak or other dead animal, it's already dead and I may as well make it a nice meal instead of throwing it in the trash.
dan81892 2
FYL, you shouldn't see him at all anymore. besides, who doesn't like eating tortured baby cow? xD
cattoe7 0
what a douche bag.. i am not vegetarian simply because meat is good but i try to eat more fish than anything else because they don't have to go through so much hell.. kurt cobain might agree.. but it is really sad what animals have to go through so they can be eaten.. but geeez he took it to a whole new level
realggirl 0
Totally deserved that one, you sicko!!
DuotonedRainbow 0
#25 is right on it. even if he's not a vegan or a vegetarian, as so many of you suggested, he could still be very insulted by veal; its a really touchy subject. i wont lie, i like it, but a lot of my friends, even those who arent vegetarian, frown on me for it. its whatever.
missbrunettgirl 0
I never understood vegatarians...You should lose his number on principal. Who wants to date a rude vegan you met at the mall?
Swan_fml 0
I didn't read anyone else's comment, because there are so many. He has a right not to date someone who doesn't share his values. He shouldn't go crazy when he encounters someone who doesn't share those values. He's just another frog.
Illustrator 0
You don't have to be a vegetarian to think the way calves are raised to be veal is ****** up. Guy's still a dick though.
wellchit 0
its funny how vegetarians condemn people who eat meat though they never think of all the animals that die during harvest of their food. at least we eat what we kill.
srscrs 0
I think most of the people he commenting here don't have any idea what veal actually is. They just know it's a kind of meat. I eat meat, cheese and eggs. I'm no where near a vegetarian/ vegan. But veal is pretty ****** up. I would be annoyed if the person I was with ate veal. The only person I know who eats veal is my mother, but she's a heartless robot anyway and it cracks me up. YDI. #156 My head just exploded.