Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
Kristoffer 35
Good that you found out that he's a nutjob so quickly, I say. There's far roo many nice people in the world to worry about random wackos.
citychic94 0
good on him... veal is baby cows, kept alone in tiny stalls in the dark, away from their mothers, then slaughtered by being hung upside down by their back legs over a conveyer belt, being anally electrocuted, then having their throats cut, usually while still fully conscious because the shocks aren't strong enough.
Mandy_fml 0
It is possible OP wasn't even aware of how badly veal is treated. I mean, it's hardly something that the butchers going to tell you when you buy it. She might not be very clever (probably true seeing as she picked up a bloke at the mall) The man's a nutjob though, getting that upset. Fine, if its his view, but don't inflict it on everyone else!!
fml1358 0
You should have found out if he was a vegetarian before you mentioned veal. But seriosly he shouldn't get so pissed off because everybody has different views about food and he can't make everybody in the world share his views
Roto13 0
People act like veal is worse than regular beef becuase it comes from calfs and not cows. Stupid double standard.
citychic94 0
#31... it's natural for humans to eat meat, but it's NOT natural that we've made an institution out of it. other animals must hunt for their food, while we slaughter animals that have been specially raised for it in giant factories. do you see animals like sharks, tigers, etc. raising and slaughtering their pray by the thousands per minute? didn't think so...
floresntadolecnt 0
#30, it's not a case of "vaginatitis" as you so maturely put, it's about being empathetic and feeling BAD for animals that have to go through that just so we can have a nice tasty meal. With all our modern advances we should be able to find a nutritous and ethical substitue for meat. But, it's not about that at all. It's about us constantly letting everything around us know we're in charge..and the taste of it. Don't get me wrong, I'm not in PETA and I don't support PETA (they're a buncha loonys most of the time) but I don't belive in torturing animals for food, fur or entertainment. And any of you who think the animals you eat are killed "humanely" go watch "Meet you meat" on youtube.
missus_butter 0
YDI for bringing up something controversial without even really knowing the guy. YDI EXTRA if you weren't even aware veal is a controversial subject, since you'd prettymuch have to be living under a rock your whole life to miss that one. ... YDI SUPER EXTRA if you actually do live under a rock! XD
offtimeguitarist 0
Veal is good.
citychic94 0
http://www.goveg.com/factoryFarming.asp here's the page with meet your meat type of videos... watch them all if you still think animals are "put down humanely"