Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rear-ended a car on the parkway. We pulled over, the guy told me his car was fine, and then asked me out on a date. It was only when I said no that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
Today, I got rear-ended at a stop sign on a seldom used road in my neighborhood. As I open my car door to trade insurance information with the guy, he backs up a little and speeds away, taking my car door with him. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, I was driving home when a guy crashed into me from behind. I got out of my car and told him that I was going to call the cops. He then asked me if we could move to a corner because we were blocking the way, so we then got back in to move. I looked in the mirror to see him driving off. FML
Today, I got into a car accident that was my fault. The other driver was my professor. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
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Futt_Buck 0
Hire him!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Soooooo... Is he gonna represent you?
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Comments (71)
mich23 10
Wow that really sucks, just your luck i guess. i feel sorry for you though
Gibby_fml 0
if you rear-ended him, your at fault for following to close. it really doesn't matter if he is an attorney or not. not an fml.
pimpyd1 0
this is fake shit do you know how many fmls have this?
lizzilla8297 2
haha that stinks.
Girreth 7
That would be an interesting case -- the defendsnt hires the prosecution as his attorney, and the prosecution is his own attorney.
Futt_Buck 0
Hire him!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Soooooo... Is he gonna represent you?
stop_whining 0
Riveting story. Tell it again!
jonnymohio 2
You're guilty anyway, no use fighting it. The car that does the rear-ending is always considered guilty of tailgating.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
Not where I live. If the car in front did something stupid (like pull out in front of someone) and there are witnesses, the car in front can be charged and the rear-ender wouldn't be at fault.
jayhawker 0
i don't get it
RkR_fml 0
Hahaha, that's awful.
darkmis1 18
Well it dznt really matter since ur guilty. Time for u to get ur own attorney.
loser_fml 1
I agree with #2
snufleufugus 0
repost gtfo