Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
His loss
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
I'm a loser, baby
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Weirdo
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Meat is murder
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Help yourself
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Well, this is awkward
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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mishel 0
#100 - Ftw! It's funny how this discussion has become a raging war between vegetarians and omnivores... and how most are spewing out fallacy (i.e. vegans/vegetarians have unhealthy diets.)
justxdream 0
getting a guys number at a mall, is kinda sketchy..it wouldn't hurt to lose it anyway.
Evilbeagle 0
#225 And yet, just as many are spewing outdated information about how veal is raised. But it's so much more fun to be outraged and have wrong information than you know...be informed enough to know that most veal is not raised in a box screaming for its mother. As a former veg, I know it's unhealthy.
cob05 0
he is obviously a fag
Horurerukul 0
Everyone you meet at the mall are psychopaths. Seriously.
epictothemax 0
hahahahaha if it happened to be at woodfield mall in scahumburg, IL i think i know exactly who that was
Holybatman 16
#222, "eating meat is ecologically unsound"? What ******* planet do you live on? No human would be here today without meat. We probably wouldn't have developed past the primitive primate stage without meat! The human digestive system is not made like a herbivore's for a reason: humans, like millions of other species on earth, eat meat, in addition to plant products. The world ecosystem would be destroyed if no animals ate other animals. Would you call that ecologically sound? By the way, I eat venison, which lives a long, active life, is given no supplements to its natural diet (except salt in places where there is a lack of it in the environment), and is free to do whatever it wants (it can and does escape from the hunter many times, unlike livestock animals). In my opinion, the only reason people don't like hunters is because of gross media misrepresentations like Bambi, and because of the activities of those dumbasses we like to call poachers. That said, I like almost any meat, and have no problem with eating it.
Luckster 0
Despite the way Veal is made, I still find it to be one of the most delicious deli-meats I can ever put on a sandwich. People like him who wig out because of the methods of how food ends up on the plate creep me out!
hopeinstar 1
flash forward to when theres a fml like this about lamb :)
Gregorus_Prime 0
Now you know that he's a vegetarian, and therefore worthless. Be glad you found this out now instead of later.