Today, I met this really nice guy at the mall and he gave me his number. Later that night, I texted him. We got on the subject of food, and I started talking about how much I love veal. He responded with saying I was supporting animal murder, that I should go to hell and lose his number. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a hot guy asked me to meet him at a barbecue restaurant. I reminded him that I was vegan. He replied, "Oh, my bad. Forget it then." and didn't respond to my desperate follow up texts. FML
Today, while out for lunch, a guy approached me and asked for my number. I politely declined. To my dismay, he dropped to his knees, grabbed his head, and started moaning about how nobody ever gives him a chance. I felt the accusing stares. FML
Today, I was eating dinner with a friend when a really hot guy came up and introduced himself. He told us he was vegetarian, and I wanted to impress him so I told him I was too. I was eating a steak. FML
Today, a guy asked for my number at the grocery store, but I politely told him I wasn't interested. He followed me home and took a shit on my doorstep. FML
Today, I was on a date with this guy I just met and we went to a fancy restaurant. Halfway through the meal, there was an awkward silence, and he decided to end it by saying "You know, you chew like a cow." FML
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive." She called me a cow murderer. FML
Today, I chatted to a nice guy and gave him my number. I told him I was going to sleep because I had a headache, and then put my phone on silent. He rang multiple times, and when I obviously didn't pick up, he sent several texts insulting me and calling me gutless for not responding. FML
Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 minutes. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
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Top comments
WhySoSassy 0
Well, I mean, it's not the most politically correct meat on the planet. It seems he may be a vegetarian. You should probably lose his number anyway. I mean, you met him at the mall.
rukiafujioka 0
Wow, well if hes going to be like that for not being vegan, not worth your time. I'm vegetarian myself but I realize it's not for everyone.
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Comments (409)
FPsLife 5
Well, there's your lesson: never talk to strangers.
Rhien 0
All of you saying "Meat is ok but veal is horrible!!11" are wrong. It is now illegal in most countries to put them in small boxes like said above.
spidergirl040812 0
well I like animals its not my fault they taste so delicious when fryed n smoothered in sauce : )
CapriceClassic 0
Well, I'll eat the heck out of a steak, but I can't eat veal - it just doesn't seem right cause they're slaughtered so young. Oh, and I can't eat venison either - I saw Bambi one too many times.
pnswrnkle 0
Wow, I can't believe the stupidity of some people. You get all upset about veal, because it's a "baby animal", and that makes it inhumane. Where the **** do you think your scrambled eggs come from? Hmm, maybe a FETUS!! At least the calves get a chance to life for a while.
meddude 0
the problem isn't that he's against meat, he's not. the problem was he's against eating the baby cow. in my opinion he's right, just shouldn't have been so crazy about it. #209: seriously? the egg, actually, really doesn't start out as anything, and that's what we eat it as. it doesn't count as a fetus initially. get your facts straight.
AmyBeth 0
#5 Lmao haha you beat me to it! PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals < I always love how that works. :P But that's stupid you're eating the meat to live it's an every man for himself world and you need to worry about yourself first. Plus those animals happen to be raised for food!!!!!! It's not "murdering" them dumb asses. (Of course unless you go in the woods and hunt for it that's a different story)
meddude 0
before anyone goes ape about my comment, i too am a member of the alternate PETA XD
missyscove 0
Veal is one of the most sustainable and healthy meats available. I've visited a veal grower; I've seen the calves; I've discussed the practices, and I am entirely in support of the veal industry. That said, the veal industry is moving to group housing- what the consumer wants. They will do anything the consumer wants, as long as the consumer is willing to pay for it. http://www.vealfarm.com/
Richieq212 0
WHAT A PUSSY supporting animalmurder. you shouldnt even be dating someone with a gaping ******