Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML
Today, I was laying in bed with my boyfriend. He started caressing me, his eyes were closed, and he said, “I love touching your boobs.” Which was actually a roll of fat on my stomach. FML
Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were eating ice cream, he put his arm around me and began leaning in for what I thought was a kiss. Instead, he grabbed and began jiggling my stomach fat, along with making raspberry sounds. Once he was done, he did the same to my thighs. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
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Top comments
Hangryko 32
Find someone who appreciates you for who you are. Leave that manchild to dry hump his body pillow of himself.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That dude is a pig. And a dog. And I'm guessing some kind of child, since his first thought was to dry hump you.
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Comments (11)
BurnInDemonFire 39
That dude is a pig. And a dog. And I'm guessing some kind of child, since his first thought was to dry hump you.
Hangryko 32
Find someone who appreciates you for who you are. Leave that manchild to dry hump his body pillow of himself.
Laurea Lindroos 8
Dump him. You can do so much better than that.
thatkorean 5
If a the guy I was with did that I’d dump his ass. But lucky for me he kisses my stomach and tells me I’m beautiful just the way I am while supporting MY wishes of losing weight and encourages me when I need to workout and have struggles finding the motivation. He reminds me with things I’ve said to him. Not things he comes up with. Find THAT type of man.
RichardPencil 32
Let him try! It's cheaper than liposuction and cool sculpting, so if he even gets a little blubber off you, it would be a success.
Vesi 30
Out of curiosity, is it your sole goal in posting to be offensive?
RichardPencil 32
No, my goal is usually to bring a different view of the story. The vast majority of the comments are easily predictable from the story itself and are cliche and not at all insightful. It would be nice if people had interesting replies to my comments and we could improvise off them.
Natalie Hosking 5
right you are pencil dick. goodness gracious
Robert Cruikshank 7
He is not serious it was a joke, if he did not like your body, he would not be with you. Just have fun with him. Give him a nice kiss next time, and teach him what you like him to do next time. He will like that a lot.
rotflqtms_ 21
So...reward his hurtful words with a kiss? Don't you think that's sending the wrong message? "Say hurtful things to me and I'll kiss you. Who knows what I'll do for you if you go even further with more hurtful things?"
ojoRojo 27
I hope you got up, walked out, and never looked back.
Gina Marie Lombardi 15
What an a$$. I would get rid of him and find someone who appreciates you. What a pos.
J15237 25
I hope that you said something clever and ended that relationship right then and there. You do not deserve that.
Baby_123 8
You can definitely do better than him but unless you really love him leave him and find someone who appreciates you.