Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I just found out that my current boyfriend and my ex-boyfriend are rooming together at college. Visits are going to be extremely awkward. FML
Today, my roommate revealed that she's dating my ex. I later had to navigate around them caressing each other just to grab my noodles from the microwave. FML
I can't catch a break
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend, who I thought was finally out of my life for good, is now dating my new manager. FML
Oh hell no
Today, I learned that my apartment building has two new tenants: my ex-girlfriend and her fiancé, the guy she cheated on me with. FML
Oh no…
Today, my boyfriend finally found a roommate after hopelessly looking for months. I was really anxious to meet the guy because I would most likely be spending a good amount of time with him. Who did my boyfriend end up picking as his new roommate? My ex-boyfriend. FML
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, I found that my "lesbian" best friend and roommate is now dating the guy I've been trying to get a date with for weeks. FML
Snek
Today, I found out that my roommate of 4 years is sleeping with my ex of 7 years. Yesterday, she showed up to court as a witness for him and lied on the stand to try to get the protection order dropped. She's on the lease, so I have to live with this snake for 2 more months. FML
Is it technically cheating or not?
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Top comments
jbuckets_404 39
Only if she already pre-paid her rent & utilities for the next year....
Nhayaa 21
Well, "new" and "ex"... maybe they didn't know before you found out. Sometimes the world can be a really small place...
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Comments (4)
RichardPencil 32
I hope you mean LATE roommate! Too harsh?
jbuckets_404 39
Only if she already pre-paid her rent & utilities for the next year....
wanted_2_want 40
Yay! You have now more things in common!!
Nhayaa 21
Well, "new" and "ex"... maybe they didn't know before you found out. Sometimes the world can be a really small place...