Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rokkstarrrVRV
Edmonton, Canada
Pleased to meet y'all
Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, I went on a movie date with a guy. He brought his mom. FML
newmoongirl1036
Chicago, United States
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I really like. At the last minute he informed me a friend would be tagging along. To keep his friend from being a third-wheel, I kept up a conversation, and managed to piss my date off. He thought I would be a better match for his friend. FML
SoccerBabe42
Canada
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
LoveSucks
Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML
beta
Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML
Anonymous
Bangalore, India
Don't hate the player…
Today, I went on a Tinder date with a guy who insisted that I go with him to his friend's house party to meet people and socialize, as I'm new to the city. When I got there, I realised he had invited two other girls as his date as well. FML
Anonymous
Macon, United States
Profile pictures
Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML
AlwaysAfraid
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
mariah_1_11
United States
Today, I was supposed to go on a date with a guy I really like. My friends convinced me that he was going to stand me up and that I should just stay home to avoid being hurt. He showed up; I didn't. My friends laughed at my gullible nature. FML
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Gweedo65 16
Orgy?
Zelphoric 25
Aaaaaaaandddd time to leave
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Gweedo65 16
Orgy?
Misswildsides 22
Yes because I totally want to have sex with my date then pretend I'm having sex with his imaginary friend...not.
JMichael 26
But you could really get into the pretending part. Plus I think the imaginary friends could satisfy your needs a lot better.
extrasnipes 22
Isn't it a threesome?
LexiDaBae 17
There's more than one imaginary friend.
TacoTrop 10
What if it's a demon, bent on revenge for past deeds. Watch yourself, OP, this is how horror movies start.
Zelphoric 25
Aaaaaaaandddd time to leave
Onyxdragon 9
did the imaginary friend have a bad personality? is that the problem here?
blazerman_fml 17
Omg I'm so sorry.But I really don't want to miss the news!I feel so bad for ditching you.But hey at least u have your pals to keep you company xD
MandySnelly 4
not necessarily #2. @OP is he cute? if he is just play along. its not so bad.
ohSNAPyall 27
22: No. Imaginary friend had bad breath.
SkittlesGoRawr 19
Oh gosh, someone needs to get out more.
dragonkisses28 25
Did he order food for them?
Flowtastic 16
Did they approve of you?
CelticSkye 13
And what was his imaginary friend like? I hope he at least had a sense of humor.
marleypuckpuck 22
Way to be the third wheel.
NotDarkKnight 27
Or fourth. Or fifth. So on.
sayyestothedress 24
I would have got up and walled out!
TacoTrop 10
Explain "Walled". This seems to be fun.
the_real_dvd 21
I believe that's where you put up walls between yourself and another person. Fortunately, those walls are imaginary too, so they'll be effective against his friends.
zoeconner 11
Team, wall out!
CallMeWindSock 24
"Table for 4 please, my imaginary friends are joining us."
MandySnelly 4
lol I can picture it more like this: when OP and her date arrive at the restaurant they get a table for four. OP: so where's your friends that you said was joining us? her date: um, don't you see them? they're sitting next to us. *points* that's Amber and that's Matt OP: *face desk*
kibster9 20
His imaginary friend didn't pay in imaginary money did he? ( in reference to sponge bob where his bubble buddy pays in bubble money)
Ichiya 29
I imagine the they did.
auro7 18
Double date?