Miscellaneous: Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me...

Anonymous 19 January 2010, 00:01 United States

Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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roomie487 6 October 2009, 21:08 United Kingdom

Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML

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Anonymous 21 January 2022, 08:01 Roeselare, Belgium

Coinkydink

Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML

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Anonymous 24 August 2014, 04:14 United States

Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML

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Anonymous 5 July 2021, 01:59

Classic

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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immovingout 4 May 2013, 17:46 Huntington Station, United States

Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML

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Anonymous 22 May 2019, 11:47

Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML

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Betrayed 27 August 2012, 06:11 United States

Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML

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jkin47 4 August 2010, 01:44 United States

Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML

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Anonymous 16 January 2017, 17:07

Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML

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Anonymous 6 December 2020, 23:02 United Kingdom

What a coinkydink

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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Laurendorcus 0

19 January 2010, 10:50

Inform him that if his "friend" is going to be sharing the place with you guys then the rent needs to be split 3 ways instead of 2. Either your roommate will have to come up with the money or he'll get mad at his "friend" for not contributing and hopefully he will evict him. :-)

JoshTheMaggot 8

19 January 2010, 09:16

tell him to take you to Fosters. I want to meet Bloo.

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Hrsegrl 0

21 January 2010, 02:11

LMFAAOOO ahaha Thats amazing :P xDD You should say back Dont be afraid if you dont see your imginary friend anymore. He will be in a better place...:P xD