Anonymous
United States
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
roomie487
United Kingdom
Today, I met my new roommate. I also met her stuffed animals, who introduced themselves to me. My roommate makes inanimate objects talk. FML
Anonymous
Roeselare, Belgium
Coinkydink
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, a guy took me out on a date. His imaginary friends joined us. FML
Anonymous
Classic
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
immovingout
Huntington Station, United States
Today, I met my new roommate. She has a life-size cardboard cutout of Justin Bieber in her room, which I've seen her having actual conversations with twice already. I have to share a bedroom with this psycho. FML
Anonymous
Today, I found out that my new roommate is dating my ex-boyfriend. FML
Betrayed
United States
Today, I attended my college roommate's wedding. We were best friends for 4 years, but have only talked occasionally since graduation. I was looking forward to meeting her new husband, having heard so much about him during our conversations. Turns out she forgot to mention he's my ex. FML
jkin47
United States
Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
Anonymous
Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
What a coinkydink
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML
Top comments
Laurendorcus 0
Inform him that if his "friend" is going to be sharing the place with you guys then the rent needs to be split 3 ways instead of 2. Either your roommate will have to come up with the money or he'll get mad at his "friend" for not contributing and hopefully he will evict him. :-)
JoshTheMaggot 8
tell him to take you to Fosters. I want to meet Bloo.
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perdix 31
Then, introduce him to your imaginary baseball bat.
lumuma 0
just sleep with ur eyes open and a big gun next to u
LauraTheKiwi 0
That sounds like fun :D
bigdickprick 0
Well??? What was his ****-n name? don't start a story unless you plan on finishing it. Assh-le.
Vurban 0
Asshle? Variant of 'Ashley'?
Chicostick 0
Been there done that. It isn't fun, it's just creepy as hell. Most of this time the imaginary friend accompanies not knowing how to clean or bathe, and wearing the same set of clothes for weeks and weeks at a time. If yours doesn't sleepwalk and start yelling in the middle of the night, count yourself as lucky. Either switch rooms quickly, or nip that shit in the bud as quick as you can.
myk_fml 0
lmao that's epic xD
rmiller336 0
I remember the days! lol- either tough it out or switch while you still can! is this your first dorm/roomate experience? and what does mlia stand for?
micery 0
Mlia stands for "my life is average". It is another website similar to this, but was made by different people
shootintacos 0
I know huh?
blastvortex 4
Dude, this has "MLIA material" written all over it. You're on the wrong site. BTW, I hope you remembered to say, "Hi." Even imaginary friends need love.
pagemaster 0
Was his imaginary friend's name Harvey?
secretlifelvr15 0
haha that sucks for u but its rly not an fml