Today, my flatmate wanted to introduce me to his new friend, saying we'd, "get along great". Within the first half hour, she'd used the word "lit" eight times, and dabbed four times. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at a party, my friend introduced me to her roommate by spouting the usual crap, like, “You guys just had to meet, you have so much in common.” After 20 minutes of very painful, awkward conversation, it was clear the only thing we had in common was being the only two black people in the room. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, I got a new roommate after having a horrible relationship with the previous one. She seemed nice at first, until our first night together. She got completely wasted, spilled beer all over my bed, and blew chunks into my fish tank. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend she was beautiful. She replied, "Lit." FML
Today, my roommate told me he was bringing home his new girlfriend. When the arrived, he introduced me to… my longtime crush. FML
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML
Today, I went on a first date. She got plastered within the first hour, then a song came on in the restaurant and she told me, "This song's about meeeeee." FML
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species4872 20
<p> So she's bad at english and you're good at maths, a match.</p>
Tamandua 19
My sister-in-law is the same way. You just need to learn the language of the young ones. I communicate with her by randomly throwing out the phrases "savage", "fo real tho", and occasionally "turnt up". She usually laughs and then spews out another volley of nonsense, so I think it's working.
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species4872 20
<p> So she's bad at english and you're good at maths, a match.</p>
gatorclay97 28
Sounds lit
jonny201 11
Sounds lit, fam
DumpsterKidd 3
fam, you here me
nanxi 30
<p>Maybe it's your flatmate's subtle hint that you meme a little too much :P</p>
jdogg1971 0
White af
Tamandua 19
My sister-in-law is the same way. You just need to learn the language of the young ones. I communicate with her by randomly throwing out the phrases "savage", "fo real tho", and occasionally "turnt up". She usually laughs and then spews out another volley of nonsense, so I think it's working.
jediemma 9
Sounds horrendous.
Regulate 21
<p>I can't even imagine what you're going through, having not been there. I'm still mad about it though. FYL.</p>
gardening 17
What does 'lit' even mean?
RichardPencil 32
How many "turnts?"