Today, I moved into my new college apartment for the next year. A 45 year old guy with a mustache in short shorts and no shirt answers the door. He will be one of my roommates. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I moved into university residence, looking forward to finally being able to come out of the closet. I started chatting with the hot guy moving in next door to me. He said I was cool, and he was glad because he was afraid he'd be living next to a gay guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML
Today, I moved into my university dorm a week before classes start. Everyone kept giving me weird looks as they watched me move my stuff in. Finally, one of my dorm mates asked me if I knew that school had actually started last week. I didn't. FML
Today, I moved into a new apartment. While moving boxes, I ran into my supervisor from work. Guess who lives across the hall. FML
Today, I met my new college room-mate. He then introduced me to his imaginary friend. FML
Today, my roommate's boyfriend moved in. I'm in love with him. Now I get to live with the happy couple. FML
Today, I moved in with my friend and her husband so we can be roommates during school. Today is also the day they decided to get a divorce. It's going to be a long year. FML
Today, my father was helping me move into college. When we arrived, the students helping people move in mistook me for one of the parents. I’m 19. FML
Today, I moved in with my brother to save on a swanky apartment. I was skeptical as to how this would work out as we fought a lot as kids. Our first big fight? Whether or not to keep his dorm-style futon complete with Return of the Jedi sheets. He's a 35-yr old physician; I'm a 28-yr old lawyer. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I moved into our own house. He proceeded to invite his parents to stay for the week. The same parents we've lived with for the past 5 years. FML
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jtag017 0
hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?
defsdgdh 4
Score!!!!
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defsdgdh 4
Score!!!!
goncmustangs 0
yuck!!
Sharpie23 7
lol he sounds like a winner
cristallynn 0
ew.
defsdgdh 4
first!!!!!!!!!!! woohoo
gozar_fml 1
You are totally gonna streak the Quad at Midnight'
MotherGrimm 0
Talk about a good time. =P
kidsanchez1 4
well better that then a douchebag
ohthebloodygore 16
Boyfriend/roommate in one. FTW op :p go get your man.
lolfylanydi 0
first
xACIDDx 0
Good Luck with that one >.>
Zoh_Aubrey 8
Who wear short shorts?! lol
ohthebloodygore 16
30 - I do. Fun to sleep in. I'm assuming you meant 'What guy uses short shorts?'
skroal 7
YDI for moving into your college apartment for the next year. Then a 45 year old guy with a mustache wearing short shorts came to the door, he will be your new roommate.
hahoon11 0
hey just invade your not 21 yet you have someone to buy you alcohol I bet he knows how to throw a sick party ;)
hahoon11 0
in case*
fisher50 0
your my boy Blue!
eshhayz 0
fml
eshhayz 0
can yu see the dancin everywhere
MyChemical_fml 0
LMAO best.. post... EVAR.
Freeze_fml 17
Stop spamming blank lines, db.
rebbee 0
WTF man? So annoying. i hope you get moderated
skroal 7
Even I found that annoying, my trolling days are over. Nah, just kiddig.
xACIDDx 0
Argh Dammit!
kfrizzle2 4
Lol he's topless. Getting ready for an all-nighter already. Nice.
lurchin_10 0
sounds like a wannabe version of Carl from aqua teen, not quite on Carl's level but he is trying
cincin75 0
What did you expect? A naked one?
HeatherXCore 0
awwww yeeeaahhh :D he sounds like a hunka hunka burnin' love.
kennylou 0
Sounds like fun :3 YDI For being a party pooper.
Heaven_At_Night 0
Yeah u never know. He could be a dope ass pimp! Then ull party all dhe time. Don't judge people by first impressions. :)
thorfinntheassri 0
surprise butt secks?
Chrisskiies 0
Old School ftw!
Jonkbaby 23
YOU'RE ROOMATES WITH TOBIAS FÜNKE?? :D
HandOfClod 0
Why are you including short shorts, they're awesome! I'm a guy and wear them all the time. Especially when I work out! And listening to "Lets get physical".
jplumbob 4
Skroal. Are you so mentally challenged that the only reply you can make is to repeat the original post? You are pretty lame. Oh I see it now. You lack the education to think independently. You fail.
FunnyWeasel 7
that's bogus as ****!
theFMLwhore5 0
damn. stop taking all of the sexy roommates! :p
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Heck ya finally an FML from Iowa that doesn't suck! =D
time4coffee 3
Could be worse- could be a 45 yo woman with no shirt and a mustache
pop2it 5
you could get another creepy person and hav e a threesome
bobwaswow 0
at least he's not gay... oh whait never mind
Gerblat 0
Wait, his mustache was wearing short shorts?
ryguy997 0
keep a knife with u at all times invade he tries to rape you
joooeee 3
at least your roommate isn't dwight shrute. I hate when that happens to me
swifft_fml 0
heyy there sailor;D aha time to start a Village People cover band;)
that1guyyy 12
36 are you the one on the left or the right? jw..
skroal 7
YDI for watching old re-runs of Battlestar Galactica
xjerseyedge 0
me yoo, yuh be gotten a problem wit daht homie g dog?
michaelscott69 0
i think hes going to kick ass
number0 8
YDI for not being gay
pingpongpenguin 3
oh no!! ={O
andbullockstome 3
#120: Syntactically? Nah, not necessarily.
mr_miyagi 0
86 arrested development win
zach55 0
crimsongetsu 0
that sounds awesome
kev9082 8
that sucks hahahah I would die.
Ninjarawwr 6
the whole situation is just a tad bit weird! haha.
Icey_dan1 0
fail
SydneyG 0
..epicly lmao
jtag017 0
hahahahhahah what ******* college are you going to?
joce445 0
Oh lord...
Jessi_the_sexii 0
you lucky dog
MrKinkyElbows 0
Tobias?
backinstolaf 2
9 ftw!
eggjuggler 0
Take notes! This guy sounds awesome! =D
bleigh 0
take advantage!! he's probably the life of the party! and maybe has had some pedo related experiences, so ya your life sucks.. watchout!
bean_dip21 0
Oh boy... He sounds fun.